@ScientificMapp: They only reason they don't bang their cousins in Buffalo is because they can't afford to buy the sack of flour so they can find the wet spot.
We're all doing it except one guy who came with his girlfriend, and is sort of a jerk anyway.
He gets pissed we're doing coke, and some local news crew is wandering the tailgate lot getting a few quick interviews with drunken fans. The jerk calls over the news crew, and tells them we've got a quote for them
He didn't do coke, had a girlfriend, and told a news crew to go film you guys?
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I can't wait for Comedy Central's Roast of Bobby Knight.
Greg Giraldo: Bobby Knight's choked more young men than a DC hooker.
Katt Williams: Bobby Knight's spent more time yelling at black men that Governor Wallace.
Jeffrey Ross: Bobby Knight once said "If rape is inevitable the woman should just lay back and enjoy it." Are you kidding me? Are you sure you didn't coach at Duke, you sexist prick? Telling the basketball team that is like telling the riflery team to go to the homeless shelter for practice.
Lisa Lampanelli: Its true, I fucked Bobby Knight. I didn't mind the choking as much as I minded him wearing that fucking sweater the whole time.
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#indianahoosiers
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@Chris Hanson's Axe: Shit. #indianahoosiers
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StuScott@$$.hole #indianahoosiers
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Or his stage name, Ben Weinman.
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@ArkansasFred:
And then, of course, there's Tail Gate.
09/04/09
A douchebag from Buffalo making a tired "cousing-banging" joke? Yeah, that's priceless.
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/tired "everyone is fat in Buffalo" joke
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/humorless native
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He gets pissed we're doing coke, and some local news crew is wandering the tailgate lot getting a few quick interviews with drunken fans. The jerk calls over the news crew, and tells them we've got a quote for them
He didn't do coke, had a girlfriend, and told a news crew to go film you guys?
What an asshole.
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Your story would have been far more interesting and ironic had it been a "Master of Puppets" CD.
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/never mind
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Herpes may be free, but it's for life.
08/22/09
Greg Giraldo: Bobby Knight's choked more young men than a DC hooker.
Katt Williams: Bobby Knight's spent more time yelling at black men that Governor Wallace.
Jeffrey Ross: Bobby Knight once said "If rape is inevitable the woman should just lay back and enjoy it." Are you kidding me? Are you sure you didn't coach at Duke, you sexist prick? Telling the basketball team that is like telling the riflery team to go to the homeless shelter for practice.
Lisa Lampanelli: Its true, I fucked Bobby Knight. I didn't mind the choking as much as I minded him wearing that fucking sweater the whole time.
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