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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    12/19/09

    In reply to Last Night's Winner: Gamblers (Half Of Them)
    Flan? You fucking philistine. That was panna cotta. God, people just don't care anym....*grumbles away*....
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/18/09

    In reply to Last Night's Winner: Gamblers (Half Of Them)
    "Well, last night . . . last night you had the chicken — with the chimichurri sauce, I think — and this morning . . . this morning you had the chorizo."

    — Dallas Clark
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    Image of Phintastic Phintastic
    12/18/09

    In reply to Last Night's Winner: Gamblers (Half Of Them)
    That explains why Dallas is the first option on every play these days.
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    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    12/18/09

    In reply to Last Night's Winner: Gamblers (Half Of Them)
    I haven't seen a Colt in that comprimising a position since Mike Danton played for Barrie.
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    Image of the earl of weaver the earl of weaver
    12/18/09

    In reply to Last Night's Winner: Gamblers (Half Of Them)
    So maybe "all out" is not the best way to describe the Indy performance

    No, but it would be a good way to describe Joe Cullen's drive-thru performance.
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    12/18/09

    In reply to Last Night's Winner: Gamblers (Half Of Them)
    And Jacksonville got a sellout for the first time all season

    Three Dollar Bill, Y'all!
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    Image of Clarence Rosario Clarence Rosario
    07/27/09

    In reply to Why Your Team Sucks: Indianapolis Colts
    Hey Clark, why don't you go stick a Freeze Pop up your dick?

    Drew, channeling his inner Mapplethorpe.
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    Image of Silky John-STON! Silky John-STON!
    07/27/09

    In reply to Why Your Team Sucks: Indianapolis Colts
    As a tribute to the best comment the last time that video made an appearance:

    "How's my face look?"

    "Fat, son... fat."
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    Image of StuScott Booyahs StuScott Booyahs
    07/27/09

    In reply to Why Your Team Sucks: Indianapolis Colts
    "CUT THAT MEAT!" isn't as funny when Peyton has to say it to Dr. James Andrews.

    Oh, I beg to differ.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    07/27/09

    In reply to Why Your Team Sucks: Indianapolis Colts
    Caldwell's just like Dungy, only darker!

    So this is more of a Christopher Nolan-style reboot of the Colts.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    07/27/09

    In reply to Why Your Team Sucks: Indianapolis Colts
    "We've secretly replaced Tanner's oats with new, Extra-Buttery Jiffy Pop Popcorn. Let's watch and see how he reacts..."
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    07/27/09

    In reply to Why Your Team Sucks: Indianapolis Colts
    ...that's just what Patriot fans thought about their supposedly durable little hero last year...

    Too soon!
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    07/27/09

    @Gourmet Spud:

    There was supposed to be a picture of Heath Ledger from 'The Patriot' there. You can imagine how hilarious that would have been.
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    Image of Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah! Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!
    07/27/09

    @Gourmet Spud: That picture is currently living on an island with Tupac, Elvis and Abe Vigoda.
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    07/27/09

    In reply to Why Your Team Sucks: Indianapolis Colts
    I'm surprised to see that kid at a football game after he sang about how gay the Super Bowl was.
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    Image of Curious Ape Curious Ape
    07/27/09

    In reply to Why Your Team Sucks: Indianapolis Colts
    Let me write a book about how Quiet my Strength is
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    Image of Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah! Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!
    07/27/09

    @Curious Ape: To be fair, books are relatively quiet. However, if there was an accompanying audiobook, then he's a lying fucker.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    07/27/09

    In reply to Why Your Team Sucks: Indianapolis Colts
    "CUT THAT MEAT!" isn't as funny when Peyton has to say it to Dr. James Andrews

    It is, however, way funnier when your buddy says it to the mohel at his newborn son's bris.
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    Image of Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah! Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!
    07/27/09

    @Kid Canada: +1 foreskin.
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    Image of WWPJD WWPJD
    07/27/09

    @Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!:
    -1 foreskin.
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