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    Mayor Of Indianapolis Receives Hospitality, Detroit Style
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    Image of econdave econdave
    04/06/09

    In reply to Mayor Of Indianapolis Receives Hospitality, Detroit Style
    Police are on the lookout for a bunch of ragamuffins singing "Consider yourself part of the furniture."
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    04/06/09

    @econdave: the assailants seemed to have dodged the police extremely well. Almost artfully, if you will.
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    04/06/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: That's a twist I did not anticipate.
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    04/06/09

    @econdave: These pun are rather grueling. Please, sir, may I have more?
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    04/06/09

    In reply to Mayor Of Indianapolis Receives Hospitality, Detroit Style
    Ballard was walking back to his hotel after Saturday night's semi-final games at Ford Field when he stopped to assist a man who appeared to be suffering a seizure on a sidewalk.


    Fuckin' Michael J. Fox. There are much better ways to raise money for Parkinson's, you asshole.

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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    04/06/09

    In reply to Mayor Of Indianapolis Receives Hospitality, Detroit Style
    I hope he learned his lesson: Never help anyone.
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    04/06/09

    In reply to Mayor Of Indianapolis Receives Hospitality, Detroit Style
    They should be somewhat easy to spot, what with their ragged clothing and Cockney accents.
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    04/06/09

    In reply to Mayor Of Indianapolis Receives Hospitality, Detroit Style
    Frankly, I want to become an inverse-pickpocket. I'll get on a packed train or push through a crowd and slip things into unsuspecting strangers' bags and jackets.


    Cute little mementos of a good time they never had, like little pink panties, a business card from an escort service and a mini bottle of Courvoisier.


    Maybe I'll branch out and start introducing people's pockets to things like unwrapped Hershey bars, overripe blackberries and cat turds.

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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    04/06/09

    @David Hume: Dude, are you the Burger King?
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    04/06/09

    @Weed Against Speed: Maybe I'll branch out and start introducing people's palettes to things like... cat turds.


    Maybe.

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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    04/06/09

    In reply to Mayor Of Indianapolis Receives Hospitality, Detroit Style
    I remember last year, during the National Spelling Bee, when DC got invaded by a nationally known group of professional nose pickers.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    04/06/09

    In reply to Mayor Of Indianapolis Receives Hospitality, Detroit Style
    The Mayor was surprised. He's use to being rolled by the hooker in the hotel room.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    04/06/09

    In reply to Mayor Of Indianapolis Receives Hospitality, Detroit Style
    It did remind him of his last trip to Gary, so I guess that's a good thing.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    04/06/09

    @Weed Against Speed: Watch your mouth, son, or Joe Jackson will give you the ass whuppin' of a lifetime.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    04/06/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: The good Joe Jackson, who sang "Cancer" and "Steppin Out"?
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    04/06/09

    In reply to Mayor Of Indianapolis Receives Hospitality, Detroit Style
    ...warning in advance of the event that a nationally known group of professional pickpockets...


    Excellent use of a necessary qualifier. I'm sure there are scads of sticky-fingered sneaks who are in it just for the thrill.

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    Image of Brazil Thrill Brazil Thrill
    04/06/09

    @David Hume: According to the latest NCAA TV ad, almost all amateur pickpockets turn pro in something other than crime.
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    04/06/09

    @David Hume: scads of sticky-fingered sneaks who are in it just for the thrill.


    Don't worry, Carl Monday is on it.

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    Image of Brazil Thrill Brazil Thrill
    04/06/09

    In reply to Mayor Of Indianapolis Receives Hospitality, Detroit Style
    See, Coach Calhoun, this is what happens when you let Marcus Williams travel with the team.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    04/06/09

    In reply to Mayor Of Indianapolis Receives Hospitality, Detroit Style
    Greg's brother Glen Ballard will be writing a song for Alanis Morisette about the incident. Tentative title is You Outta Know Better Than To Help Dudes Having Seizures.
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    04/06/09

    In reply to Mayor Of Indianapolis Receives Hospitality, Detroit Style
    I'm surprised and dismayed to learn that "But...but...I'm the Mayor of Indianapolis!" doesn't carry as much influence as I previously believed.
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    Image of sir_pantsalot sir_pantsalot
    04/06/09

    @ArkansasFred: That only works if the thief is a pasty white person.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    04/06/09

    In reply to Mayor Of Indianapolis Receives Hospitality, Detroit Style
    Why were the police expecting the professional group of pickpockets? Wasn't the auto industry already in Detroit?


    /Leno

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    Image of Matt Sussman Matt Sussman
    04/06/09

    In reply to Mayor Of Indianapolis Receives Hospitality, Detroit Style
    "a nationally known group of professional pickpockets was expected to arrive for the event"


    We call them "agents."

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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    04/06/09

    In reply to Mayor Of Indianapolis Receives Hospitality, Detroit Style
    Hell with the cell phone, how's the guy with the seizure?
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