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    A Stroll Through The Infield At Indy

    Of Screeching Tires And Lost Control

    Jalopnik's Last Missive From Indy
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    Image of DougOLis DougOLis
    05/26/09

    In reply to A Stroll Through The Infield At Indy
    I believe the true name for "bat bong" is actually Louisville Chugger
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    05/26/09

    @DougOLis: Huh. I would have thought "Wesley Pipes."
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    05/26/09

    In reply to A Stroll Through The Infield At Indy
    So the half-eaten legs are just tossed aside, left with just enough meat on the bone for the horse flies to regurgitate on.


    Jesus, this sounds like a deleted scene from Children of Men.


    Seriously, remind me to never go to Indiana for any reason.

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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    05/26/09

    In reply to A Stroll Through The Infield At Indy
    That's a killer "Andruw Jones at the end of his Braves career" impression.
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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    05/26/09

    In reply to A Stroll Through The Infield At Indy
    ♫ Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves...
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    Image of Dany Heatley Speedwagon Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    05/26/09

    In reply to A Stroll Through The Infield At Indy
    Poor Evan is about to pass out in because he's wearing a black t-shirt and jeans


    Take fashion tips from Will and this is what happens people. Heavens to Betsy!

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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    05/26/09

    In reply to A Stroll Through The Infield At Indy
    For three seconds of raw tit they are rewarded with a can of Bush Light.


    It's the Midwest version of the FICA micro loan program.

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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    05/26/09

    In reply to A Stroll Through The Infield At Indy
    This had to be the most disappointing Indy since the Crystal Skull abomination.


    /Reilly

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    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    05/26/09

    In reply to A Stroll Through The Infield At Indy
    By around lap 46 I was ignoring the cars all together and instead focused on an 45ish-year-old man with a white muscle shirt and an "I Am Indy" hat try to convince a 19-year-old girl to flash for him.


    And Calista Flockhart thought now that she got him to put a ring on her finger, this nonsense would stop.

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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    05/26/09

    In reply to A Stroll Through The Infield At Indy
    Laugh all you want, but that guy is undefeated in the 84-lb. weight class.
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    05/26/09

    In reply to A Stroll Through The Infield At Indy
    Beer for tits? John Daly is enticed by the opportunity to drink for free.
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    Image of Sports-Pun Sports-Pun
    05/26/09

    In reply to A Stroll Through The Infield At Indy
    So you could almost say The Indy 500 Is Decadent And Depraved?
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    05/26/09

    In reply to A Stroll Through The Infield At Indy
    leaving the gallons of pee to marinate in in the cement holding cell


    How did the scene change suddenly from the Brickyard to Veterans Stadium? I'm confused.

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    Image of MarissaExplainsItAll MarissaExplainsItAll
    05/23/09

    In reply to Of Screeching Tires And Lost Control
    NIBBLES WHAT IS YOUR FUCKING MALFUNCTION?!!?!?1/111
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    05/23/09

    In reply to Of Screeching Tires And Lost Control
    So messed up I want you here

    In my room I want you here

    Now we're gonna be face to face

    And I'll lay right down in my favorite place


    What's up.

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    Image of Ailanthus-altissima Ailanthus-altissima
    05/23/09

    @Karlifornia: The Prodigal DUAN son returns.

    I'm listening to music, drinking beer, and not working.
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    05/23/09

    @Ailanthus-altissima: Hey. You sound like someone I could get to know.


    I haven't really returned, though...I'm stopping by periodically in between drinks and roommate talks

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    Image of Ailanthus-altissima Ailanthus-altissima
    05/23/09

    @Karlifornia: Hey. Been trying to meet you.

    Hey. Must be the devil between us.

    You're an interesting guy. I mean it. I'm going to drink more and watch a scary movie. Wish me luck.
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    Image of RonArtestTableLeg RonArtestTableLeg
    05/23/09

    In reply to Of Screeching Tires And Lost Control
    Whats goin on, so the king made witnesses out of everyone?
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    Image of Ailanthus-altissima Ailanthus-altissima
    05/23/09

    @RonArtestTableLeg: IT WAS FUCKING BEAUTIFUL FUCK.
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    Image of RonArtestTableLeg RonArtestTableLeg
    05/23/09

    @Ailanthus-altissima: Yeah so my friend fucked with me big time. he told me the king had 58 and the game winner. the king had 35 and the game winner. regardless, we're all witnesses.
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    Image of Ailanthus-altissima Ailanthus-altissima
    05/23/09

    @RonArtestTableLeg: JODIE MEEKS GOT A WITNESS SHIRT TOO.

    I apologize for the caps. I am just excited.
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    Image of RonArtestTableLeg RonArtestTableLeg
    05/23/09

    @Ailanthus-altissima: Was he at the game tonight? Is the shirt blue? that would be appropriate. If nothing else, i witnesses DB45 flip Thabeet.
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    Image of Ailanthus-altissima Ailanthus-altissima
    05/23/09

    @RonArtestTableLeg: Nike made them for the team to celebrate Meeks scoring 54 against TN. After UK fans badgered them for a week, Nike decided to print some for the general public.
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    Image of Ailanthus-altissima Ailanthus-altissima
    05/23/09

    @RonArtestTableLeg: I hope this works...
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