Gonzalo Higuaín Forgets He's Really Good, Bungles Really Easy Goal

In a season where Phillip Hofmann committed this crime against finishing, it would take a special bit of incompetence to snatch away the award of Miss Of The Season. This is not that. It is, however, a really bad effort from a really good player, making it particularly embarrassing in its own right. »3/08/15 5:25pm3/08/15 5:25pm


The Best Fake Soccer In The World Is Played Right Here In The USA

The flashing electronic bulletin board on College Avenue read "SOCCER EVENT." Berkeley Police closed off main roads a mile out from California Memorial Stadium an hour before Real Madrid was to play Inter Milan in a fake soccer game as part of the International Champions Cup, a fake soccer tournament. The atmosphere… »7/30/14 3:24pm7/30/14 3:24pm

Soccer Player Apparently Stabbed In Eyeball After Soft Slap To Neck

The business of cataloging awful (and sometimes admirable) injury performances in soccer games is an important one, and we do not take it lightly. Also not apparently taken lightly: Incidental contact to Lille's Aurélien Chedjou's neck. The contact somehow automatically transported to the Cameroonian's eyeball and… »10/19/11 1:45pm10/19/11 1:45pm

Samuel Eto'o Will Leave Inter Milan For Obscure Russian Club (And Billions Of Rubles)

Samuel Eto'o, the 30-year-old Cameroonian soccer player, is leaving the glitz and prestige of Serie A's Inter Milan to play "for an obscure club in the violence-wracked Caucasus region of Dagestan, Russia." From Milan, one of the world's fashion capitals, to Dagestan: the land of the mountains. This would be a very… »8/24/11 1:00pm8/24/11 1:00pm

Watch Dejan Stankovic Air Out A Goal From Midfield

Inter Milan's Dejan Stankovic scored a goal just 20 seconds into a Champions League game against Schalke last night in Milan. More accurately, Stankovic fluidly picked the ball out of the air from midfield and sent it searing past Schalke goalkeeper Manuel Neuer with one touch. From fifty meters out. Inter lost this… »4/06/11 10:20am4/06/11 10:20am

Here's A Beautiful Animation Of Gareth Bale's Play Against Inter Milan

An animator named Richard Swarbrick made this tribute to Tottenham's Gareth Bale, the 21 year-old star of Spurs. The video uses Bale's highlights from two matches against Inter Milan this season — the first, a 4-3 loss on October 20 in which Bale scored a hat trick in the second half, and the second a 3-1 win on… »3/10/11 10:50am3/10/11 10:50am