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    Help Wanted: Preposterous NFL Project 2009

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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    09/09/09

    In reply to Help Wanted: Preposterous NFL Project 2009
    A gerbil and a frog. I don't know what you have planned for this evening, AJ, but count me out.
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    Image of Mr. Praline Mr. Praline
    09/09/09

    In reply to Help Wanted: Preposterous NFL Project 2009
    From this, I take it that Wizard Cat is getting a little ornery.
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    09/09/09

    In reply to Help Wanted: Preposterous NFL Project 2009
    I'll take care of him, but only if he share with me the wisdom of the Frog King, Sparrow Prince and Catata Fish.
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    Image of Senators Lost Cojones Senators Lost Cojones
    09/09/09

    In reply to Help Wanted: Preposterous NFL Project 2009
    So, if I understand correctly, Iracane finally got tired of the varmint's attempts to chew through his ball sack.

    Huh.
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    09/09/09

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    Help Wanted: Preposterous NFL Project 2009

    The Lions are already looking for a new coach?
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    09/09/09

    In reply to Help Wanted: Preposterous NFL Project 2009
    I prefer the football coaching frog: Dick LeBeau.
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    Image of crazyjoedavola crazyjoedavola
    09/09/09

    In reply to Help Wanted: Preposterous NFL Project 2009
    If you are now dressing up your pets and pretending they play sports, you have 2 options.

    1) Start a real family, you have gone as far as you can in the pet ownership world

    2) Kill yourself.
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    Image of Mr. Praline Mr. Praline
    09/09/09

    @crazyjoedavola: 3) You are Al Davis.
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    Image of Drunken Midgets Drunken Midgets
    09/09/09

    @Mr. Praline: 4) You're the UFL Commissioner
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    Image of DennyCrane DennyCrane
    09/09/09

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    Waitwaitwait .... a gerbil AND a frog? Are they roommates? In some caged real-life equivalent of The Odd Couple, or even more enticingly, Pinky and The Brain? The mind bursts forth with possibilities ....
    /losing my mind at work today
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    09/09/09

    In reply to Help Wanted: Preposterous NFL Project 2009
    Is this like when my Grandparents' Japanese neighbors "volunteered" to go live in the desert for a few years in the early '40s?
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    Image of roland_t_flakfizer roland_t_flakfizer
    09/09/09

    In reply to Help Wanted: Preposterous NFL Project 2009
    No, this is not a joke.

    Right, because I'm 95% sure that actual jokes come in the form of butchered Big Lebowski quotes.
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    09/09/09

    @roland_t_flakfizer: Or American Psycho or A Few Good Men quotes.
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    09/09/09

    @FAILBOT: Are you telling me that there's people who CAN'T HANDLE THE JOKE???
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    Image of sir_pantsalot sir_pantsalot
    09/09/09

    In reply to Help Wanted: Preposterous NFL Project 2009
    What is your definition of "care for"? I answered an add similar to this on Craigs List and ended up giving a sponge bath to some old guys scrotum. I will not clean your gerbils balls for free Daulerio.
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    09/09/09

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    Do they mind sharing a cage with my boa constrictor? He's friendly.
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    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    09/09/09

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    "Help Wanted: Preposterous NFL Project 2009" That's why they traded for Seymour, right?
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    09/09/09

    In reply to Help Wanted: Preposterous NFL Project 2009
    Granted, the beady little eyes and whiskers are creepy, but the good news is you'll only have to be at Deadspin HQ for a few minutes to pick up the gerbil.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    09/09/09

    @ScientificMapp: Awesome.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    09/09/09

    In reply to Help Wanted: Preposterous NFL Project 2009
    Deadspin Classifieds: When you care enough to leave your treasured pets with complete strangers, who will almost certainly have sex with them.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    09/09/09

    @Gourmet Spud: I resent the "almost."
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