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    Nets Set The Tone For A Day Of Celebrating The Smallest Victories

    Wake Up, Deadspin Redux: Okay Deadspin, It's You, Me And This Skull-Shaped Bottle Of Vodka...

    Well Hello There Stinky Britches!

    Meet Your Weekend Deadspin Guest Editor, In The Most "Weekend" Sense Of The Term
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    Image of BruschisBrewsky BruschisBrewsky
    12/05/09

    In reply to Nets Set The Tone For A Day Of Celebrating The Smallest Victories
    Watching the Cincincatti/Pittsburgh game, Matt Millen is orgasmic over Dion Lewis.

    5 minutes into the game and he's compared him to Barry Sanders 3 times. Incredible.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    12/05/09

    In reply to Nets Set The Tone For A Day Of Celebrating The Smallest Victories
    Young Manhattanite? It shouldn't bother me, no...but it does!
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/05/09

    In reply to Nets Set The Tone For A Day Of Celebrating The Smallest Victories
    I do remain curious as to why dude's holding up a sign for the nonexistent Interstate 18. Might it be some sort of Diagon Alleyesque passageway to the Wizards of Washington, by which the hapless Nets might abduct an otherworldly Arenas?
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    Image of Clarence Rosario Clarence Rosario
    12/05/09

    In reply to Nets Set The Tone For A Day Of Celebrating The Smallest Victories
    Liberal references to Morrissey should keep us all in line today.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    12/05/09

    @Clarence Rosario: I suspect it would take at least a hatful of hollow-points to do the job.
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    Image of Clarence Rosario Clarence Rosario
    12/05/09

    @Steve U: Well, heaven knows I'm miserable NOW.
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    Image of Brazil Thrill Brazil Thrill
    12/05/09

    In reply to Nets Set The Tone For A Day Of Celebrating The Smallest Victories
    Apologies to Pats fans, but I just can't get over the symmetry here.
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    Image of BruschisBrewsky BruschisBrewsky
    12/05/09

    @Brazil Thrill: That I don't root for the Nets or live in New Jersey are both consoling thoughts.
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    Image of Brazil Thrill Brazil Thrill
    12/05/09

    @BruschisBrewsky: Indeed.
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    Image of BruschisBrewsky BruschisBrewsky
    12/05/09

    In reply to Nets Set The Tone For A Day Of Celebrating The Smallest Victories
    One of us is paying off a four-year-old debt to Deadspin editor AJ Daulerio and that's why we're here. We won't convince you otherwise.

    I'd say if you can go the next 6 hours without terrible political satire and pointing out which players have the nicest asses, you'll be ahead of the weekend guest editor curve.

    Of course I could be wrong.
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    Image of Crash Davis Crash Davis
    12/05/09

    @BruschisBrewsky: I'd say the fact that they got a post up before noon is a good sign.
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    Image of ClueHeywood ClueHeywood
    12/05/09

    In reply to Nets Set The Tone For A Day Of Celebrating The Smallest Victories
    We will attempt to deliver you timely but most likely outdated sports content in the fashion of Larry King's USA Today column.

    For my money, gang, there's no better clock manager than Andy Reid.

    You know who should sing the national anthem at every game? Miss Bernadette Peters.

    Kudos to those fine folks who invented the NHL puck tracker.

    Two minutes in a locked closet with Bill Parcells is like ten years of assistant coaching.
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/05/09

    @ClueHeywood: + 1 Andy Rooney.
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    12/05/09

    In reply to Nets Set The Tone For A Day Of Celebrating The Smallest Victories
    " . . . you'll see we're Real America Assholes."

    It's gotta feel good to know that Sarah Palin would approve of your patriotic, Middle America, small-town brand of assholery.
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    10/17/09

    In reply to Wake Up, Deadspin Redux: Okay Deadspin, It's You, Me And This Skull-Shaped Bottle Of Vodka...
    "Crystal Head - We don't mean to Bragg, but ours is the Peak of vodka!" #meta
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    10/17/09

    In reply to Wake Up, Deadspin Redux: Okay Deadspin, It's You, Me And This Skull-Shaped Bottle Of Vodka...
    I would have pegged Mrs. Speed as more of a Goldschlager Girl. #meta
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    10/17/09

    @StevePerryPsychOut: Nope, she loves her roofiecoolatas. #meta
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    10/17/09

    In reply to Wake Up, Deadspin Redux: Okay Deadspin, It's You, Me And This Skull-Shaped Bottle Of Vodka...
    Goddamn, they are really reaching with these weekend editors. AJ'll probably let the damn frog do it next week. #meta
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    10/17/09

    In reply to Wake Up, Deadspin Redux: Okay Deadspin, It's You, Me And This Skull-Shaped Bottle Of Vodka...
    WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!

    I think that thing's really a lonely dude fellatio machine for the Indiana Jones obsessed.

    Your wife knows you too well. #meta
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    10/17/09

    In reply to Wake Up, Deadspin Redux: Okay Deadspin, It's You, Me And This Skull-Shaped Bottle Of Vodka...
    Crystal Head is Dan Akroyd's brand.

    Fun fact: The skull is actually an updated portrait of John Belushi.
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    Image of TrojanBrand TrojanBrand
    10/17/09

    In reply to Wake Up, Deadspin Redux: Okay Deadspin, It's You, Me And This Skull-Shaped Bottle Of Vodka...
    So this is what Lucas and Spielberg were drinking when they decided another Indiana Jones movie would be a good idea? #meta
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    Image of Hamilton Nolan Hamilton Nolan
    09/12/09

    In reply to Well Hello There Stinky Britches!
    I too heard that you were a gay.
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    09/13/09

    @Hamilton Nolan: POWER BOTTOM.
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    Image of The Cajun Boy The Cajun Boy
    09/13/09

    @Hamilton Nolan: Did Tucker Max tell you that while the two of you were "hanging out?"
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