Paul Bissonnette Wants To Be Evgeni Malkin's Teammate; Malkin Says Nyet

During the lockout, Paul Bissonnette is playing for the Cardiff Devils. Meanwhile, Evgeni Malkin (Russia's most eligible bachelor!) is on the KHL's Metallurg Magnitogorsk, and presumably getting paid a lot more money. Biz Nasty texted Malkin to see if there was a job for him. Malkin replied in no uncertain terms that… » 12/03/12 5:10pm 12/03/12 5:10pm

How To Watch The NCAA Tournament At Work

The play-in games—sorry, "first round"—are halfway done, so tomorrow sees the start of the traditional and comprehensible 64-team bracket that makes up March Madness. And there's nothing more traditional than blowing off productivity to watch the tournament, four games at a time, from the relative comfort of your office. … » 3/14/12 4:35pm 3/14/12 4:35pm

The iPhone's Siri Answered Bob Costas's Questions Better Than Accused…

Last night, Jerry Sandusky, the former Penn State assistant coach accused of raping boys, gave his first interview on the matter to Bob Costas. It didn't go so well. (Video is above, in case you missed it.) Deadspin correspondent Ben wanted to see if the iPhone's personal-assistant application, Siri, fared any better. … » 11/15/11 4:27pm 11/15/11 4:27pm

These Are The Most Damaged Barely Alive iPhones Owned By Deadspin…

This is the only fried device, in our collection of splendidly damaged iPhones that you, Deadspin readers, sent to enter the Deadspin iPhone repair contest. All the other iPhones work, in spite of every bit of pain you have inflicted upon them. » 7/16/11 12:00pm 7/16/11 12:00pm