What ISIS Really Wants (According to the Islamophobia Industry)

Welcome back, dear readers, to The Kerfuffler, where every other week we take a look at the culture wars raging online. This week we're looking at the debate surrounding the nature and aims of one of the first 'internet generation' terrorist groups, Islamic State. » 3/26/15 1:00pm Thursday 1:00pm

Denard Robinson Thinks He Can Beat Usain Bolt In A Race

While Robinson may not be able to take Bolt, it seems incontrovertible that he did toke Bolt. To be fair, Denard himself admits he'd get destroyed in the 100m against Bolt, but thinks he'd have a shot in a 40-yard dash. » 8/12/12 7:25pm 8/12/12 7:25pm

This Is Why You Don't Ask A Professional Athlete To Be A School…

I absolutely cannot think of a better inspiration for getting schoolchildren to read than by choosing a man who got very rich without ever having read a book in his life. » 11/04/11 2:30pm 11/04/11 2:30pm

Sweet Vindication for Stephen A. Smith

An arbitrator has ruled that his demotion/dismissal from the Philadelphia Inquirer way back in January 2008 was "unjust", and has ordered the negotiation of an "appropriate remedy". I'm sure we could come up with a few suggestions. » 9/05/09 5:15pm 9/05/09 5:15pm

Bob Ryan Would Like You To Know That His Face Is Fine, Thanks For Asking

Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to tips@deadspin.com. Subject: Morning crap » 4/03/09 9:25am 4/03/09 9:25am