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    Spanish Matador Messes With Bull, Gets Horns

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    Image of Peter Cavan Peter Cavan
    05/29/09

    In reply to Spanish Matador Messes With Bull, Gets Horns
    I'm conflicted. Watching the matador being gored was gross, but watching all those other matadors carry him out was funny. They're all wearing knickers and pink stockings!
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    05/29/09

    In reply to Spanish Matador Messes With Bull, Gets Horns
    Thats not the first or the last time Lyle Lovett was on the receiving end.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    05/29/09

    @wonderlic---myballs: All due respect, Lyle Lovett has laid more hot women than he can count.
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    Image of supermike5alive supermike5alive
    05/29/09

    In reply to Spanish Matador Messes With Bull, Gets Horns
    THOSE ARE SOME FRUITY FUCKING OUTFITS, CHAPS!!!!
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    Image of wonderlic---myballs wonderlic---myballs
    05/29/09

    @supermike5alive: Nice call the other day. MESSI!!!!1!
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    Image of supermike5alive supermike5alive
    05/29/09

    @wonderlic---myballs: thanks, hope you took them. great goal.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    05/29/09

    In reply to Spanish Matador Messes With Bull, Gets Horns
    Bully for matadors.


    /dedicated to the late, great Bully Andrew, gone but not forgotten

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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    05/29/09

    In reply to Spanish Matador Messes With Bull, Gets Horns
    Tebow could circumcise that bull without a problem.
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    05/29/09

    In reply to Spanish Matador Messes With Bull, Gets Horns
    I'm no expert on Spanish culture, so help me out here - are bullfighting fans the type of people who put TruckNutz &#;174 on the back of their little scooters?
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    05/29/09

    In reply to Spanish Matador Messes With Bull, Gets Horns
    Between this and the post with Daulerio's dad, I think today's secret theme is "Punch-Out."
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    05/29/09

    @Steve U: Nice catch. Damn Gawker subliminal marketing!
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    Image of mikedrawcar mikedrawcar
    05/29/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: next thing you know they'll start a fake blog about it.


    /fucking Bloodcopy

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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    05/29/09

    In reply to Spanish Matador Messes With Bull, Gets Horns
    Amazing [and graphic] photos and video below, so proceed at your own risk.


    The last time Dash wrote this Sasha Grey was involved.

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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    05/29/09

    In reply to Spanish Matador Messes With Bull, Gets Horns
    Listen up team. I've got an idea that I think will help us beat the Lakers.


    -Vinny Del Negro

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    Image of DumpsterDining DumpsterDining
    05/29/09

    In reply to Spanish Matador Messes With Bull, Gets Horns
    Where were the damn clowns at?
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    05/29/09

    @DumpsterDining: Glynis Johns thought they should Send In The Clowns.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    05/29/09

    In reply to Spanish Matador Messes With Bull, Gets Horns
    Sadly, it was later discovered that the bull was taking human hormones so his career record of matador gorings had to have an asterisk placed next to it.
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    05/29/09

    In reply to Spanish Matador Messes With Bull, Gets Horns
    The PLO made the bull an honorary member.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    05/29/09

    In reply to Spanish Matador Messes With Bull, Gets Horns
    "RUN! YOU STUPID FUCKING MATADOR! RUN!!!!"
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    05/29/09

    In reply to Spanish Matador Messes With Bull, Gets Horns
    If I know anything about Spain, and I do, within a week Lancho will be screwing a beautiful sun-kissed maiden on a city park bench in the middle of the afternoon.
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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    05/29/09

    In reply to Spanish Matador Messes With Bull, Gets Horns
    The picture of the bull goring that guy must be like porn for the PETA crowd.
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