<![CDATA[Deadspin: it's late on a friday afternoon and this picture bewildered us]]> http://tags.deadspin.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/deadspin.com.png <![CDATA[Deadspin: it's late on a friday afternoon and this picture bewildered us]]> http://deadspin.com/tag/itslateonafridayafternoonandthispicturebewilderedus http://deadspin.com/tag/itslateonafridayafternoonandthispicturebewilderedus <![CDATA[Evander Holyfield Has Much Advice For Sage Rosenfels]]>

"OK, now everybody listen up. The key to being a successful Houston Texan is to ... wait ... is HGH legal in football? No? Oh, well, don't worry: Take it anyway, you'll sit out four games, no one will care, it's the NFL. Anyway, what was I saying? Dancing. Yes. Dancing is ... you gotta ..."

(passes out)

Evander Talks To Texans [AP Photo]

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