Letter Chiding Baylor Students For Clogging Plumbing System With Semen…

According to an anonymous tipster, the residence halls at Baylor were recently clogged with semen, leading to this desperate plea from one residence hall's director. Sadly, it's a fake, as our brief conversation with the hilariously put-upon director confirmed. » 10/07/10 6:15pm 10/07/10 6:15pm

The Imperfect Man Pitched A Perfect Game, Lost His Pants

Welcome to Private Stache, an occasional feature in which Andy Gray, keeper of Sports Illustrated's indispensable Vault, spotlights the sports photography of yesteryear, a time when athletes wore short shorts and facial hair, and everyone looked vaguely uncomfortable. » 10/07/10 11:30am 10/07/10 11:30am