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Today In Mutton Bustin'Hurry up, Abilene mutton-bustin' pre-teens! This weekend is your last chance to register for the Wild Bill Hickok Rodeo's sheep-riding extravaganza, also known as the ovine world's revenge for all that Shari Lewis shit. [Abilene Reflector-Chronicle]...

Giant Inflatable Penis Owner Explains Herself, Giant Inflatable PenisMany will remember this year's American Century Championship for Tony Romo's valiant efforts and Rick Rhoden's continued dominance of the tournament, but the big, bright shining star of Saturday's action was a six-foot dong peeking over Michael Jordan's shoulder....

Angry Sheep, 1, Small Terrified Boy, 0Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to [email protected]. Subject: Morning crap...