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    07/20/09

    In reply to Giant Inflatable Penis Owner Explains Herself, Giant Inflatable Penis
    SO the cop and I and another girl are just standing there and I apologize to her and tell her how good she looks with a gun and we walk back to heckle tony romo.

    Greatest sentence ever.
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    07/20/09

    In reply to Giant Inflatable Penis Owner Explains Herself, Giant Inflatable Penis
    Story contains one more black guy & 24 more (potentially) attractive women than I saw in an entire winter at Tahoe.
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    Image of Ho Tran Brasky Ho Tran Brasky
    07/20/09

    In reply to Giant Inflatable Penis Owner Explains Herself, Giant Inflatable Penis
    Rick Rhoden's a machine. He's like Michael Jordan, if Jordan retired from the Birmingham Barons and proceeded to dominate the MTV Rock 'n' Jock Basketball game. Eight times.
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    07/20/09

    In reply to Giant Inflatable Penis Owner Explains Herself, Giant Inflatable Penis
    and I apologize to her and tell her how good she looks with a gun

    Oh, sure, but when I say it I get pistol whipped and booked for sexually harassing a police officer. Damn female double standards...
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    07/20/09

    @BruschisBrewsky: Who doesn't like a good pistol whip?
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    07/20/09


    @Quake 'n' Shake:
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    07/20/09

    In reply to Giant Inflatable Penis Owner Explains Herself, Giant Inflatable Penis
    So I do!

    The last time I heard those words, they were preceded by "I'm afraid of dying alone, and I'm not getting any younger..."
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    07/20/09

    In reply to Giant Inflatable Penis Owner Explains Herself, Giant Inflatable Penis
    MJ is laughing so hard because it was white.
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    07/20/09

    In reply to Giant Inflatable Penis Owner Explains Herself, Giant Inflatable Penis
    police comes up the to 5 boat barge and tells the girls that "they might as well have a sign that says stupid bachelorette party

    this would be placed right next to the "wet water" sign.
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    07/20/09

    In reply to Giant Inflatable Penis Owner Explains Herself, Giant Inflatable Penis
    It was six feet when she threw it in the ocean, and two and a half when she pulled it back out.
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    07/20/09

    @Gourmet Spud: + 1
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    07/20/09

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    I'm still waiting for someone to explain why the lead singer of Midnight Oil was at the beach.
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    07/20/09

    In reply to Giant Inflatable Penis Owner Explains Herself, Giant Inflatable Penis
    After all that, why do I get the feeling more inflatable penises will be infiltrating televised sporting events in the near future? This is only the beginning.

    Only if they get cocky
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    07/20/09

    In reply to Giant Inflatable Penis Owner Explains Herself, Giant Inflatable Penis
    Yet nobody can get rid of the giant inflatable penis ESPN had hosting the Home Run Derby?
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    07/20/09

    In reply to Giant Inflatable Penis Owner Explains Herself, Giant Inflatable Penis
    Too bad you couldn't get a screengrab and had to use stock footage of me walking around the Côte d'Azur.
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    07/20/09

    In reply to Giant Inflatable Penis Owner Explains Herself, Giant Inflatable Penis
    "We were the talk of the town.!" (i.e. "I bet I could bang that girl holding the six foot cock")
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    07/20/09

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    The writer? You guessed it: Supreme Court nominee Sonia Sotomayor.
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    05/08/09

    In reply to Deadspin I-Team: Is The Panamanian Cricket Team Artificially Enhanced?
    As someone who tries to make her ass look smaller in photoshop I can say for sure that these images have been altered, though perhaps I should go for this look next time I'm editing my pics.
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