Disgraced Ex-FIFA VP Plans To Disgrace FIFA President With "Tsunami" Of…

FIFA, if you are so inclined to take notice, is potentially in the midst of a total organizational breakdown, because we're now hearing what we already knew all along: FIFA is very corrupt. This is a special breakdown, though, because it is one in which the accused person in power attempts to deflect any wrongdoing by… » 10/18/11 11:15am 10/18/11 11:15am

More Bad Madness On The Sepp Blatter Campaign Trail

A week before FIFA's presidential elections, another evil-smelling troll has escaped from the basement of Sepp Blatter's Swiss chalet. The current source of horror: Mohamed bin Hammam, Blatter's rival in the elections, was charged yesterday with offering bribes to members of the Caribbean Football Union to secure… » 5/26/11 1:25pm 5/26/11 1:25pm

Sepp Blatter Says FIFA Will "Be Sucked Into A Black Hole" If Sepp…

Sepp Blatter, the international dictator disguised as FIFA president, wrote a letter to Italy's La Gazzetta dello Sport this week to warn the world that a failure to reelect him to a fourth term on the June 1 vote "could cause a tectonic movement with irreversible damage." Let's defer to him to set the stage for the… » 5/13/11 5:45pm 5/13/11 5:45pm

Try To Look Surprised: England Says World Cup Voters Asked For Bribes

Ever since the good, godfearing Anglo nations were shut out of the 2018 and 2022 World Cups, rumors have flown that Russia and Qatar bribed their way to the top. No one would be surprised because it's FIFA, but it was also sour grapes. And maybe it still is, but this time England is naming names. » 5/10/11 10:30am 5/10/11 10:30am