Dolphins Lineman Richie Incognito Is Big-Time Man-Crushing On Jake Long…

Jake Long, the No. 1 overall pick by Miami in 2008, is presently an ex-Dolphin, via free agency. This does not sit well with Richie Incognito, the fellow Dolphins o-lineman (above, right). Long (above, left) may have been banged up with sundry injuries the past couple of years, but if he would come back to the ’Fins,… » 3/16/13 6:45pm 3/16/13 6:45pm

Dolphins Take Jake Long First Overall

Greetings, fellow podium gazers! It's great to be spending Saturday afternoon with you and not my family. And what better way to kick things off but with some four day old news!

When we last saw Bill Parcells, he was sitting in the owner's box watching the Dolphins' final game, looking like a late-era,… » 4/26/08 3:00pm 4/26/08 3:00pm

Your Weekend Of Name Recitation And Breathless Speculation Hath Arrived!

Yes, ESPN's draft coverage is underway, four hours before the Dolphins shock the world by picking Jake Long. Now they're saying Chris Long is going to the Rams. Let's tip all the picks hours in advance. No reason to make it so people actually watch the draft. For those who stick around, choose between your drinking… » 4/26/08 12:15pm 4/26/08 12:15pm

You're No Yngwie Malmsteen, Banana Hands

Congratulations to Jake Long on agreeing to terms with the Miami Dolphins worth close to 950,158 Guitar Hero games. Don Chavez takes us back to a time when Mr. Long was just a serious-looking giant boy laying on the couch in a Michigan sweatshirt as big a picnic blanket playing GH with his buddy. » 4/22/08 7:30pm 4/22/08 7:30pm

This Is What The Dolphins See In (S)Him

These two festive ladies are not your regular Sugar Free Red Bull-guzzling party girls you'd find at Making Time. No, these big, strapping dollies are actually former Michigan offensive lineman. The one with the crutches is Adam Kraus. The one with the shaved belly and blue hair is potential number one draft pick… » 4/11/08 12:35pm 4/11/08 12:35pm