There Will Be No Jake Plummer Comeback

Every morning, the fine folks at Sports Radio Interviews sift through the a.m. drive-time chatter to bring you the best interviews with coaches, players, and personalities across the sports landscape. Today: the Snake has hung up his fangs. » 3/28/12 6:30pm 3/28/12 6:30pm

Jake Plummer To Tim Tebow: We Get It Dude, You Love Jesus

Every morning, the fine folks at Sports Radio Interviews sift through the a.m. drive-time chatter to bring you the best interviews with coaches, players, and personalities across the sports landscape. Today: One Denver QB who couldn't complete a forward pass has words for another. » 11/21/11 2:50pm 11/21/11 2:50pm

Jake Plummer Is Obsessed With Tiny Blue Balls

It's Sunday, and the following quarterbacks are starting for NFL teams this week: Kerry Collins, Cleo Lemon, Kyle Boller, and Brian Griese. With Timmy Chang probably a Tim Rattay elbow injury away from getting a phone call, some fans are probably amazed that they could use the services Jake Plummer right now. Well,… » 10/21/07 2:30pm 10/21/07 2:30pm

The Anticlimactic Retirement of Jake Plummer

I didn't believe Jake Plummer when he said he was considering retiring. I'm not sure why. Maybe it was because I was looking forward to many more years of exciting, high-level Jake-the-Snake football... but I sort of doubt that. » 3/04/07 3:45pm 3/04/07 3:45pm

The Money's Out There, You Pick It Up, It's Yours

Let's get caught up again with the orgy of NFL free agent activity. If you're an NFL player, and your agent couldn't work it out so you were a free agent this off-season, you should probably fire him. » 3/04/07 1:30pm 3/04/07 1:30pm

Jake Plummer Will Spread Peace Everywhere But Tampa Bay

You've probably heard by now that Jake Plummer threatened to retire from the NFL just as the Broncos were attempting to trade him to Tampa Bay. Jake is serious with the retirement talk, according to those close to him, and he just might spend that retirement making the world a better place. Via Michael David Smith at… » 3/03/07 3:30pm 3/03/07 3:30pm

Jake Plummer Has No Qualms About Doing This Again

Everybody has a cross to bear. Some of us were always picked last in kickball and still harbor resentment about it. Some of us have a lifelong fear of spiders, or horses, or, say, snakes. Some of us become never-nudes. We all have to overcome something. » 11/28/06 3:15pm 11/28/06 3:15pm

Jake Plummer, Terror On The Road

It's easy to forget now, but for a while there last year, Broncos quarterback Jake Plummer was having a pretty cool year. The Broncos had the best record in football, some were touting him as an MVP candidate and some even thought he could lead the team to the Super Bowl. And then the blowout and four turnovers… » 5/24/06 1:15pm 5/24/06 1:15pm

Imagine What Would Happen If The Steelers LOST ...

If we could impart one piece of wisdom to the youth of America, it would almost certainly be this: Don't fook with Steelers fans. The Denver Post reports that a 17-year-old senior at a Pittsburgh-area high school was commanded by his teacher not to wear another team's jersey into class. The kid wore a John Elway No. 7… » 1/23/06 3:10pm 1/23/06 3:10pm

NFL Championship Roundup: Two Bald Guys

• It must have been frustrating for Seahawks quarterback Matt Hasselbeck to have reached nearly the pinnacle of his profession, and, as a reward, be forced to be a supporting character as Terry Bradshaw promoted Failure To Launch. But hey, they're both bald; there's that.
• We cannot be relieved or happy to see a Jake… » 1/23/06 9:15am 1/23/06 9:15am

Man, Tommy Maddox Has Really Let Himself Go

You know, we understand that beards are the big thing in the NFL playoffs right now, but honestly, we had no idea this guy was a starting quarterback in the AFC Championship Game on Sunday. (He's from the World Beard Championships, in case you were wondering.) » 1/19/06 2:40pm 1/19/06 2:40pm

The Broncos' Secret Success Ratio

As evidenced by our 3-5 record of predicting playoff games so far (straight up, no spread), we're notoriously lousy at pigskin prognostication. It's not like this has been the easiest postseason to predict anyway; we can only think of one prediction system that would have led to a correct Steelers-Broncos AFC… » 1/18/06 10:45am 1/18/06 10:45am

Jake Plummer, Buzzsaw Soul Crusher

As we enter in to the biggest week of Denver quarterback Jake Plummer's life, leading up to the AFC Championship Game hosting the Pittsburgh Steelers, we feel obliged, as the only fans of The Buzzsaw That Is The Arizona Cardinals on the planet, to ask: How in the hell is this guy a game away from being a Super Bowl… » 1/17/06 4:47pm 1/17/06 4:47pm

NFL Playoff Roundup: One Big Idiot Kicker

• Ordinarily, we come down on the side of kickers, if just because we have much more of a physical resemblance to them than 350-pound ogre lineman. But it's pretty much impossible to feel much sympathy for Colts gakker Mike Vanderjagt, whose missed field goal yesterday was somehow the perfect ending to one of the… » 1/16/06 10:01am 1/16/06 10:01am

Blogdome: Pretending There Are Things In The World Other Than Football

• On Wednesday, Louisville forward Chad Millard has part of his jaw crushed, three teeth knocked out, and needed dental surgery. And he's in the line-up today. I can't relate. [Pitt Panther Hoops] » 1/15/06 4:45pm 1/15/06 4:45pm

Jake Plummer, The New Cher

You had heard all about the (ultimately successful) petition to bring back Broncos quarterback Jake Plummer's moustache, and, if you're like us, you might have thought, hey, as long as he's giving mustache rides to cheerleaders, all is pretty much fine. » 11/30/05 9:05am 11/30/05 9:05am

Plummer Asks The World, "Who Wants Some?"

Ah, Jake Plummer. Whether it's the mustache, the tendency to occassionally throw the ball with his left hand or his odd or his admirable but oddly hesistant anti-war views, you can always count on Jake Plummer to entertain. This week: A feud with a local columnist over his cheerleader girlfriend. » 10/18/05 11:20am 10/18/05 11:20am

NFL Roundup: It's Possible That Plummer Just Isn't That Good

Other Thoughts On The First Weekend Of The NFL:
• As the only guy who ever brought the Buzzsaw to the playoffs, we will always have a soft spot for Broncos quarterback Jake Plummer. But, what, with the out of control hair (facial and otherwise), angry anti-war screeds and the tendency to throw the ball to the other… » 9/12/05 10:09am 9/12/05 10:09am