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    11/12/09

    In reply to Playing Offensive Line Is Horrible. Jamboroo, Week 10
    And another thing, get this fucking celery out of the tuna fish please. Shit is like dirty air that you can crunch in your teeth. The sandy beach vagina of sandwich filling. #jamboroo
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    11/12/09

    In reply to Playing Offensive Line Is Horrible. Jamboroo, Week 10
    No more three-hour practices for me! I've got boobs to fondle!

    So you were too BUSY to be hooking up with girls, then? #jamboroo
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    11/12/09

    In reply to Playing Offensive Line Is Horrible. Jamboroo, Week 10
    I bought my wife "Twilight" for her birthday. Big mistake. HUGE mistake.

    Yes, I would agree that marrying a 13 year old is a huge mistake. #jamboroo
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    11/12/09

    In reply to Playing Offensive Line Is Horrible. Jamboroo, Week 10
    Re: that Slash-Fergie thing? I saw it performed, live. In Detroit. Outside. #jamboroo
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    11/12/09

    In reply to Playing Offensive Line Is Horrible. Jamboroo, Week 10
    I grew up in a small town. If you were a senior and wanted to play football you were on Varsity because there were no cuts. At some point in high school the coaches decided that everyone needed to have an offensive as well as a defensive position. I can't catch a cold, I am slower than molasses, and I am average in size. Every offensive position but lineman was out of the question for me. Coaches took a few looks of me at lineman and just gave up on me having an offensive position. What the hell does that say about me that I can't even be accepted as an offensive lineman?
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    Image of Botswana Meat Commission FC Botswana Meat Commission FC
    11/12/09

    In reply to Playing Offensive Line Is Horrible. Jamboroo, Week 10
    I would be perfectly happy if Robert Evans MVP Watch was expanded into a full weekly column. #jamboroo
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    11/12/09

    @Botswana Meat Commission FC: I agree. #jamboroo
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    Image of Clarence Rosario Clarence Rosario
    11/12/09

    @sassydeerrun: Seconded. #jamboroo
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    11/12/09

    In reply to Playing Offensive Line Is Horrible. Jamboroo, Week 10
    "...ANOTHER THING RUINED BY FERGIE..."-BDD

    "Wait until you see Nine."- every gay film critic I know (that is, all of them) #jamboroo
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    11/12/09

    In reply to Playing Offensive Line Is Horrible. Jamboroo, Week 10
    I'm ashamed to admit I knew the Droid legalese answer because of this week's Ken Jennigs Triva Challenge. #jamboroo
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    Image of GreatOdensRaven GreatOdensRaven
    11/12/09

    In reply to Playing Offensive Line Is Horrible. Jamboroo, Week 10
    my dad, in about 3 inches of my mom's shit water, had to chop of a large ball of compressed excrement of my mom's lodged directly in the exit hole of the toilet.

    Drew, could you ask the anonymous contributor if he'd mind if I include that in my wedding vows? If that's not love, I don't know what is. #jamboroo
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    Image of Dany Heatley Speedwagon Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    11/12/09

    In reply to Playing Offensive Line Is Horrible. Jamboroo, Week 10
    Now I've got two back surgeries to my name, and I look like an asshole when I walk.


    So without football you wouldn't have had the back surgeries? #jamboroo
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    11/12/09

    In reply to Playing Offensive Line Is Horrible. Jamboroo, Week 10
    The moral of Darrin's story: Connecticut sucks, but at least it's not Jersey. #jamboroo
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    11/12/09

    In reply to Playing Offensive Line Is Horrible. Jamboroo, Week 10
    You played football at Colby??? Jesus man. Did you think it was exciting and would let you live? #jamboroo
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    11/12/09

    In reply to Playing Offensive Line Is Horrible. Jamboroo, Week 10
    Easterbrook says Crabtree ruined the 49ers with "waves of negativity"

    Weird, because Doolittle was made classic by a "Wave of Mutilation". #jamboroo
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    11/12/09

    In reply to Playing Offensive Line Is Horrible. Jamboroo, Week 10
    "I bought my wife "Twilight" for her birthday."

    Drew's married to a 13 year old girl? #jamboroo
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    11/12/09

    @UpstateUnderdog: or, as I call it, Halftime Masturbation Kit: Nikki Reed Edition #jamboroo
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    11/12/09

    @UpstateUnderdog: Wow, I blew that one by several hours. #jamboroo
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    11/11/09

    In reply to Playing Offensive Line Is Horrible. Jamboroo, Week 10
    Isn't this a late work night surprise. #jamboroo
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