The Knicks' Manly Seduction Of Phil Jackson

The New York Times has the official, Dolan-approved version of how the Knicks finally got their man in Phil Jackson, and it included a men-only party, following the Eagles on tour, and ATVing in the Coachella Valley. All in all, it was a very dudely courtship. » 3/19/14 9:21am 3/19/14 9:21am

"Mysterious Formula" Decides How Knicks Give Courtside Seats To Celebs

We've all asked questions about exactly how the courtside seats on Madison Square Garden's Celebrity Row get doled out. Is there a ranking system that determines which celebrities get the best seats? Do those rich people even have to pay for their seats? Thankfully, The New York Times has provided some answers. » 1/22/14 11:31am 1/22/14 11:31am

Report: Knicks Might Try Drafting In The First Round For Once

When the reports started coming down yesterday that the Knicks were seeking Kyle Lowry from the Raptors in exchange for a package including a 2018 first-rounder, it sounded eminently logical. Not in the "that's a smart move" sense, but in the "of course the Knicks are going to give up on a draft that's five years away"… » 12/13/13 11:27am 12/13/13 11:27am

Knicks Owner Just Wants To Say Stupid Shit About Music

Knicks owner James Dolan sat down for a Q&A with the New York Post's Mike Vaccaro, and the two men talked about everything from the team to Dolan's lifelong love of music. Actually, they talked about music a whole lot, because that seems to be all James Dolan wants to talk about. » 11/22/13 10:57am 11/22/13 10:57am

James Dolan Is On The Warpath Again

You'd think a team owner would want his new starting power forward to get more than three games under his belt, or wait until the reigning sixth man of the year returned from suspension before storming from his seat to find and berate the GM. But that's not how James Dolan does business. » 11/05/13 9:14am 11/05/13 9:14am

James Dolan Complained To The NBA About Mikhail Prokhorov's Bullying

Yesterday, the New York Post reported that the David Stern brokered a détente between the feuding owners of the Knicks and Nets last season, apparently because the league hates fun. But the more interesting part comes farther down: this meeting wasn't initiated by the NBA. Instead, Dolan went to the commish and… » 8/28/13 1:48pm 8/28/13 1:48pm

Stephen A. Smith Gossip: James Dolan Wanted To Trade Iman Shumpert

You're looking at a very unique piece of video, dug up by Azaz of the Knicks FanBlog. It's from the taping of Stephen A. Smith's ESPN interview with Dwight Howard this weekend, but for whatever reason, one Youtube user was able to tune in to the satellite feed and record the taping. It's basically Smith and Howard… » 7/17/13 11:17am 7/17/13 11:17am

Here's A Sad Picture Of James Dolan Watching Last Night's Game

So the picture's a little out of focus, but that just adds to the hilarity. Look at how sad he is! Just sittin' there, mid-facepalm, watching his team get torched by the Pacers while struggling to digest whatever used to be on that sad, empty plate. For once, I think Knicks fans can identify with how James Dolan feels. » 5/15/13 1:09pm 5/15/13 1:09pm

Report: James Dolan Fired A Security Guard Who Didn't Recognize Him…

Knicks owner James Dolan is an asswipe and a schmuck, and according to the New York Post, he is also a giant asshole. A source tells the Post that this past Sunday, Dolan was denied access into the Delta Sky 360 club in Madison Square Garden by security guard Fiordaliza Hernandez because Dolan didn't have his ID on… » 4/02/13 11:30am 4/02/13 11:30am

James Dolan Spent Friday Night Spying On Carmelo Anthony

According to the Star-Ledger, New York Knicks owner and talentless, flubby musician James Dolan has no qualms about creepily spying on his players during games. During Friday night's Bulls-Knicks game, Dolan ordered two MSG Network employees to keep tabs on Knicks star Carmelo Anthony. » 1/14/13 11:40am 1/14/13 11:40am

Knicks Fans Nearing Long-Awaited Reunion With Former Point Guard Isiah …

In the 2007-2008 season, Bill Belichick won 18 games and was hailed as a genius. In the same year, Isiah Thomas won 23 games. He was fired. The Knicks have made a lot of mistakes in the last decade, but letting Thomas go was surely the most egregious. He was canned just days after leading the Knicks to one of the 58… » 9/10/12 5:00pm 9/10/12 5:00pm