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    The One Where Jared Allen Shows He Can Croon

    Jared Allen Knows Why He's Famous
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    Image of Clarence Rosario Clarence Rosario
    10/10/09

    In reply to The One Where Jared Allen Shows He Can Croon
    "hey studs, did you leave you a stuff animal out on teh grass?" I think for a second and i say no because i think teh last time I use it I put it right away.

    The next thing you know, stuqs is writing screenplays for Spike Jonze.
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    Image of econdave econdave
    10/09/09

    In reply to The One Where Jared Allen Shows He Can Croon
    Needs more whack-a-mole.
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    Image of BruschisBrewsky BruschisBrewsky
    10/09/09

    In reply to The One Where Jared Allen Shows He Can Croon
    It looks like Jared is just getting his Kevin Millar on.
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    Image of Tracy Ham and Eggs Tracy Ham and Eggs
    10/09/09

    In reply to The One Where Jared Allen Shows He Can Croon
    Please don't ruin this site by going right-wing OR left-wing.

    Little late for that.
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    Image of DAULERIO DAULERIO
    10/09/09

    @Tracy Ham and Eggs: For real? Just lighten up. You act like this site is suddenly inundated with "serious" political commentary. It's not. Most of the time it's done just to watch you idiots bitch about it. Which, surprise, many people find entertaining. Sorry you're unamused.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    10/09/09

    @DAULERIO: Most of the hardcore, inside-the-beltway stuff is reserved for Kotaku.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    10/09/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: Call of Duty 4 Patch 1.15 - Liberal Conspiracy to Indoctrinate Our Youth into a Marxist Revolution, or Unfairly Nerfing the Shotgun?
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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    10/09/09

    In reply to The One Where Jared Allen Shows He Can Croon
    Why is the guy in the purple shirt wearing his ankle monitor on his wrist?

    /see 2nd picture
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    Image of Blast it, Biggs Blast it, Biggs
    10/09/09

    @UpstateUnderdog: That's his old Frogger game watch. Or Q*Bert.
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    10/09/09

    In reply to The One Where Jared Allen Shows He Can Croon
    My boyfriend got me hooked and now I ... am going ass to ass before an audience to avoid withdrawal.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    10/09/09

    @David Hume: I knew you were Jennifer Connelly!!
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    10/09/09

    In reply to The One Where Jared Allen Shows He Can Croon
    AJ, this is not the first time Denton has asked you to "experiment" without "freaking out", is it?
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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    10/09/09

    In reply to The One Where Jared Allen Shows He Can Croon
    Heather is not VERY smart.
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    Image of Civil Negligence Civil Negligence
    10/09/09

    In reply to The One Where Jared Allen Shows He Can Croon
    I don't know what the relationship is between you and Akex Pareene

    I'm sure AJ is the bear and Alex is the cub.
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    Image of Theodore Donald Kerabatsos Theodore Donald Kerabatsos
    10/09/09

    In reply to The One Where Jared Allen Shows He Can Croon
    I can't read stream-of-consciousness babble unless it has intriguing characters who I can relate to... like Bobby Big Wheel.

    /seriously does William Faulkner have a grandson?
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    10/09/09

    @Theodore Donald Kerabatsos: Oh, hey, thanks, I had almost forgotten the crazy Deadspin stalker.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    10/09/09

    In reply to The One Where Jared Allen Shows He Can Croon
    Is that a tennis racket nailed to the wall?
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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    10/09/09

    @UkraineNotWeak: I think a raquetball racket
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    Image of Civil Negligence Civil Negligence
    10/09/09

    @UkraineNotWeak: It's the poor man's TGIFridays!
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    10/09/09

    In reply to The One Where Jared Allen Shows He Can Croon
    I'll give even odds that Allen is singing Molly Hatchet.
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