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    Hockey World Is Filled With Finger-Biting, Child-Mugging Thugs

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    Image of Dany Heatley Speedwagon Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    01/07/09

    In reply to Hockey World Is Filled With Finger-Biting, Child-Mugging Thugs
    Peters should have thrown his purse at him. I'm glad I didn't have to actually pay for my tickets to the game last night... or the $300 tab at the harbour club.
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    Image of Alligator Arms Alligator Arms
    01/07/09

    In reply to Hockey World Is Filled With Finger-Biting, Child-Mugging Thugs
    "I was unaware that the Ruutu...

    ...were biters!"
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    01/07/09

    @Alligator Arms: Made all the more amusing by the fact that Tommy Davidson could probably take Jarkko Ruutu in a fight.
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    Image of KOGOD KOGOD
    01/07/09

    In reply to Hockey World Is Filled With Finger-Biting, Child-Mugging Thugs
    I prefer dancing Jaarko

    ://www.wizznutzz.com/labels/Jaarko.html
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    01/07/09

    In reply to Hockey World Is Filled With Finger-Biting, Child-Mugging Thugs
    When reached for comment after the game, Ruutu stated "Yes, I bit Peters. I love biting Peters - the feeling of Peters in my mouth, between my teeth, oh, it is the best!"
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    Image of RussianRocket RussianRocket
    01/07/09

    In reply to Hockey World Is Filled With Finger-Biting, Child-Mugging Thugs
    Ruutu just seems like that kind of guy who likes some Peters in his mouth.
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    01/07/09

    @Buzz_Killington: Gosh darnit all to heck.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    01/07/09

    In reply to Hockey World Is Filled With Finger-Biting, Child-Mugging Thugs
    What kind of world are we living in where grown men bite each other and steal from kids?


    Dickensian London?

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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    01/07/09

    In reply to Hockey World Is Filled With Finger-Biting, Child-Mugging Thugs
    To make matters worse, the kid thought he was getting a stick from Jared Leto.
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    Image of Candace Parker Secret Lover Candace Parker Secret Lover
    01/07/09

    In reply to Hockey World Is Filled With Finger-Biting, Child-Mugging Thugs
    Unlike Melo, Ruutu knows when to...


     Reply
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    Image of Mr. Praline Mr. Praline
    01/07/09

    @Candace Parker Secret Lover: Fred McGriff?
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    Image of Candace Parker Secret Lover Candace Parker Secret Lover
    01/07/09

    @Mr. Praline: Tom Emanski was in attendance. Actually, I think it's McGruff...not that it makes any more sense that way...
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    Image of Mr. Praline Mr. Praline
    01/07/09

    @Candace Parker Secret Lover: Dear Lord, I just referenced a Berman nickname. Kill me now.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    01/07/09

    In reply to Hockey World Is Filled With Finger-Biting, Child-Mugging Thugs
    Just as good a time for this as any. Always cracks me up.



    + Watch video
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    Image of twoeightnine twoeightnine
    01/07/09

    In reply to Hockey World Is Filled With Finger-Biting, Child-Mugging Thugs
    Game misconduct/two minutes they're quite the same in that they're both called in hockey.
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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    01/07/09

    In reply to Hockey World Is Filled With Finger-Biting, Child-Mugging Thugs
    Using the old Sean Avery "He had his dick in my mouth, but I didn't suck it" defense, I see.
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    Image of CreamsicleOrange CreamsicleOrange
    01/07/09

    In reply to Hockey World Is Filled With Finger-Biting, Child-Mugging Thugs
    Wait, when did the NHL season start?
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    Image of X-tacle X-tacle
    01/07/09

    @CreamsicleOrange: Kid Canada is on the way to destroy you now.
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    Image of Dr Steve Brule Dr Steve Brule
    01/07/09

    @CreamsicleOrange: I'll step in. HOC-KEY?? HARF HARF HARF HARF.
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    Image of DeepFriar DeepFriar
    01/07/09

    @Happy Tissues: Hockey Mountain point deduction in 3, 2, ...
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    01/07/09

    @Dr Steve Brule:


    I would have added one more HARF.

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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    01/07/09

    In reply to Hockey World Is Filled With Finger-Biting, Child-Mugging Thugs
    I guess it's time to put Old Ruutu down.
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