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New York, 7:57 PM
Thu Dec 17
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    Romo, Witten Do Not Party All The Time

    T.O. Scolds Media, Ed Werder Following Spanking Of Giants. Let's Watch The Fun

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    Image of DougOLis DougOLis
    12/17/08

    In reply to Romo, Witten Do Not Party All The Time
    You know who else wasn't there? Santa
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    Image of The Scott Mitchell Report The Scott Mitchell Report
    12/17/08

    In reply to Romo, Witten Do Not Party All The Time
    "Romo, Witten Do Not Party All The Time"


    Eddie Murphy disagrees.

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    Image of Civil Negligence Civil Negligence
    12/17/08

    @Scott Mitchell Revival Effort: +1


    As does Rick James.

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    Image of J-No J-No
    12/17/08

    In reply to Romo, Witten Do Not Party All The Time
    The stars at night
    Are complete unknowns
    Clap, Clap, Clap,Clap, Clap!
    Deep in the heart of Texas.
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    Image of ClueHeywood ClueHeywood
    12/17/08

    In reply to Romo, Witten Do Not Party All The Time
    Meanwhile, Owens' Drop A Dream Foundation tells 81 children in the Dallas area that Santa Claus doesn't exist.
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    Image of Mr. Praline Mr. Praline
    12/17/08

    @ClueHeywood: In the AFC, it's the Braylon Edwards Drop a Dream Foundation.
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    12/17/08

    In reply to Romo, Witten Do Not Party All The Time
    The party got weird when it was T.O.'s turn for "Seven Minutes in Heaven" and he spent the time masturbating in front of a mirror.
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    Image of Jews For Purple Jesus Jews For Purple Jesus
    12/17/08

    In reply to Romo, Witten Do Not Party All The Time
    Since the Romo/Witten/Owens tiff is now officially the gayest argument in the news, we might as well go ahead and call this whole situation Proposition 81.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    12/17/08

    In reply to Romo, Witten Do Not Party All The Time
    Al Michaels described it as "the-good-ship-who-the-fuck-are-these-people?".
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    Image of Sports-Pun Sports-Pun
    12/17/08

    In reply to Romo, Witten Do Not Party All The Time
    Owens' Catch A Dream Foundation


    They raise a whole helluva lot more money than Braylon Edwards' Drop A Dream Foundation..

     Reply
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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    12/17/08

    In reply to Romo, Witten Do Not Party All The Time
    Also, the entire 2005 Philadelphia Eagles. Sans McNabb of course.
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    12/17/08

    @Stev D: Look out! Sam Rayburn's had a few too many Rob Roys and wants his keys!
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    12/17/08

    In reply to Romo, Witten Do Not Party All The Time
    "Why? Why couldn't he have worn #82?"


    - McCarthur Family and their eleven hungry children

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    Image of Sigerson Sigerson
    12/15/08

    In reply to T.O. Scolds Media, Ed Werder Following Spanking Of Giants. Let's Watch The Fun
    Can't quite put my finger on it, but SOMETHING tells me that T.O. is a lying sack of shit.
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    Image of VTBen VTBen
    12/15/08

    In reply to T.O. Scolds Media, Ed Werder Following Spanking Of Giants. Let's Watch The Fun
    T.O. is the last person who should be talking about a lack of professionalism.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    12/15/08

    In reply to T.O. Scolds Media, Ed Werder Following Spanking Of Giants. Let's Watch The Fun
    For me, that's a lack of professionalism in my eyes.


    I don't know how he pulled that off, but someone should get Owens to an Eye Wash station immediately!

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    Image of Chuck Knoblockhead Chuck Knoblockhead
    12/15/08

    In reply to T.O. Scolds Media, Ed Werder Following Spanking Of Giants. Let's Watch The Fun
    Werder's source for the information was someone close to Romo who could only be identified as "Deep Throat."
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    12/15/08

    In reply to T.O. Scolds Media, Ed Werder Following Spanking Of Giants. Let's Watch The Fun
    Eddie Murphy's mom approves of al-Zaidi's antics.
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