Jay Bruce Homers, Child Naps, Guy Drops Ball While Holding Napping…

Yeah, she's asleep. ... Shhh. ... No, it's OK. I can hold her. ... Shhh. ... Nice day, huh? ... [crack] ... Oh, wow. Hey, hun. Look out! It's coming this way! ... [grunts, stands up] ... YOU be careful! This ball's coming right at us! I GOT THIS! ... I just have to ... [adjusts grip on child, reaches for ball] ...… » 4/27/12 11:30am 4/27/12 11:30am

Hits This Year? Jay Bruce Can Count 'Em On Two Middle Fingers

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. » 4/13/10 7:00am 4/13/10 7:00am