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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    10/21/09

    In reply to Hockey, Wearing Not So Much As A Stanley Cup
    Sure, but do their wives underline the fuck scenes for them? #watercoolerfodder
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    10/21/09

    In reply to Hockey, Wearing Not So Much As A Stanley Cup
    The Tampa Bay Lightning got their yucks from a good-old fashioned game of "strip shootout,"

    "That shit's off the hook, right?" - A. Jones. #watercoolerfodder
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    10/21/09

    In reply to Hockey, Wearing Not So Much As A Stanley Cup
    According to the rules, both the stick blade and the penis cannot be bent more than a quarter of an inch. #watercoolerfodder
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    Image of Dany Heatley Speedwagon Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    10/21/09

    In reply to Hockey, Wearing Not So Much As A Stanley Cup
    My eyes!!! The visor does nothing! #watercoolerfodder
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    10/21/09

    In reply to Hockey, Wearing Not So Much As A Stanley Cup
    All this and more in the new Stag Films' release, The Man Advantage. #watercoolerfodder
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    Image of Hustler of Culture Hustler of Culture
    10/21/09

    In reply to Hockey, Wearing Not So Much As A Stanley Cup
    Their sticks are bent at the end...

    Also, where is the #nightmarefuel tag? #watercoolerfodder
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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    10/05/09

    In reply to The Metrodome Wins The Weekend
    Fawning TV Bloggers: Some guy in a narrow lapeled suit ever-so-slightly arched an eyebrow!!!!
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    Image of Sandburgh Sandburgh
    10/05/09

    In reply to The Metrodome Wins The Weekend
    On Tuesday, Kirby Puckett will be looking down on the Twins and not see a thing due to the glaucoma and the roof.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    10/05/09

    In reply to The Metrodome Wins The Weekend
    Gregg Easterbrook will blame Rodriguez' loss on the football gods and Nick Saban's success on the Jews.
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    Image of Old Brian and New Brian Old Brian and New Brian
    10/04/09

    In reply to Is Jay Cutler The Next Tom Brady?
    I laughed because I read the original columns these bits were patterned after (the one about the "Elders" was from a few days ago). I'm not sure what that says about me, but I think I'm one of about 3 people who read Deadspin and Peggy Noonan. And yeah, Peggy has been slowing turning into a space cadet for years, I think the process is now complete.
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    allyzay promoted this comment Edited by Old Brian and New Brian at 10/04/09 9:59 AM Old Brian and New Brian was starred Old Brian and New Brian was unstarred
    Image of DennyCrane DennyCrane
    10/03/09

    In reply to Is Jay Cutler The Next Tom Brady?
    I will not rest until I hear Bill Kristol's opinion of Alexander Ovechkin.
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    Image of SiddheshwariAbderus SiddheshwariAbderus
    10/03/09

    In reply to Is Jay Cutler The Next Tom Brady?
    Well, I'm not exactly sure, but I'll give it a go from the perspective of a lowly unapproved commenter (who apparently can't even login correctly to his unapproved account):

    They brought in guest editors who are willing to sacrifice humor and any sort of awareness of their audience in order to see who can make the most obscure literary and cultural references. In response, the comments devolve from among the most consistently entertaining on the internets to the same passive-aggressive bickering and name-calling found on other sports blogs, the kind of obnoxious comments that usually drive readers to this site as a reprieve.

    In guest-edited Deadspin, funny laughs at you!
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    Image of BruschisBrewsky BruschisBrewsky
    10/03/09

    In reply to Is Jay Cutler The Next Tom Brady?
    I haven't been around for a couple of hours and I come back to find this.

    Could anyone explain to me what exactly is going on here?
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    Image of Wock A. Wocka Wock A. Wocka
    10/03/09

    In reply to Is Jay Cutler The Next Tom Brady?
    The only thing better than the Gawker/Wonkette/Deadspin mashup is the commenters who show up to EVERY.SINGLE.POST. just to say how much they don't like it.

    Protip: GO GET LAID, KIDS
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    10/03/09

    @Wock A. Wocka: I'm actually receiving a blowjob from Margaret Carlson this very moment. I feel more flush than Winston Churchill after the recital of the Fourteen Points.
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    Image of ToTheMoonReturns ToTheMoonReturns
    10/03/09

    @Wock A. Wocka: Yes, I guess I'm just not sophisticated enough for poorly conceived and unfunny satire.
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    Image of 92BuickLeSabre 92BuickLeSabre
    10/03/09

    In reply to Is Jay Cutler The Next Tom Brady?
    Hey Deadspin readers? I mean, I know the Gizmodo editors roll their eyes at us, the Gizmodo readers, now and again...

    But why? Why do your editors actually want to hurt you all like this?
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