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    Chicago, Meet Your New Quarterback: Jay Cutler
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    04/02/09

    In reply to Chicago, Meet Your New Quarterback: Jay Cutler
    Give me DUAN or give me death!
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    04/02/09

    In reply to Chicago, Meet Your New Quarterback: Jay Cutler
    "I wonder why they gave up so many draft picks for a guy who's just going to be the holder?" -Sexy Rexy
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    04/02/09

    In reply to Chicago, Meet Your New Quarterback: Jay Cutler
    We're missing the important thing, folks: That barback is apparently made up of hockey sticks!
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    Image of Brazil Thrill Brazil Thrill
    04/02/09

    In reply to Chicago, Meet Your New Quarterback: Jay Cutler
    Josh McDaniels, just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!
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    04/02/09

    In reply to Chicago, Meet Your New Quarterback: Jay Cutler
    Rex Grossman has gone sterile upon hearing this news.
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    04/02/09

    In reply to Chicago, Meet Your New Quarterback: Jay Cutler
    I can't believe they got that much in a Bear market.
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    Image of The Boy Wonder The Boy Wonder
    04/02/09

    In reply to Chicago, Meet Your New Quarterback: Jay Cutler
    I wonder how this will impact my drinking habits. I could always avoid Cutler because he was notorious for frequenting the douchebag bars. But Orton would be perfectly at home in nearly all of my regular watering holes.
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    04/02/09

    @The Boy Wonder: Coming soon, to the Lion's Lair, your new quarterback!
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    04/02/09

    In reply to Chicago, Meet Your New Quarterback: Jay Cutler
    As a fan of both the Broncos and excessive Jack Daniels consumption, I'm not entirely unhappy about this.
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    04/02/09

    @Katni: Brownest of the brown liquors. What's that? You want me to...Drink you?
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    04/02/09

    In reply to Chicago, Meet Your New Quarterback: Jay Cutler
    Well this pretty much ensures that Cubs will not win the World Series in my life time.
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    04/02/09

    @The Greek Priest: Yeah. This is what sealed it.
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    04/02/09

    In reply to Chicago, Meet Your New Quarterback: Jay Cutler
    Fuck this noise, don't you guys see the Chris Weaver band is playing at 10:30?
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    04/02/09

    @Shakεy: And there it is! A Chris Weaver Band Yahtzee!
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    04/02/09

    @JeebusCripesSupercar: That's probably the proudest moment of his existence.
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    04/02/09

    @Shakεy: I'm gonna go out on a limb and say Chris Weaver is a douche for naming the band after himself.
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    04/02/09

    @ScientificMapp: Yeah, if you're gonna do that, at least do a Hendrix or SRV and make the rest of the bandname interesting.


    /chris weaver and the aural rapes @ 10:30

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    04/02/09

    @Chicago Sometimes: that's Aurora Apes, Mr. Connery.
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    04/02/09

    In reply to Chicago, Meet Your New Quarterback: Jay Cutler
    And you thought Orton got f'd up on sea level..
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    04/02/09

    In reply to Chicago, Meet Your New Quarterback: Jay Cutler
    Chris Weaver Band may have to change their tour schedule now and head up to Chicago.
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    04/02/09

    @Sandburgh: @JeebusCripesSupercar: I suck.
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    04/02/09

    In reply to Chicago, Meet Your New Quarterback: Jay Cutler
    I expect Orton to look like Jeremiah Johnson by November.
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    04/02/09

    In reply to Chicago, Meet Your New Quarterback: Jay Cutler
    The only place he's going to find a regular beer pong game is in Beverly.


    Also, as a Chicago transplant in New York: S-U-C-K It, Jets, Jets, Jets.

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    04/02/09

    @Cecil's Wielder:

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    04/02/09

    In reply to Chicago, Meet Your New Quarterback: Jay Cutler
    Now the Bears have joined the Vikings and made their own Herschel Walker-type trade. Kudos.
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