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Ryan Lochte Suspended A Year Over Incredible Instagram Self-OwnThe United States Anti-Doping Agency announced this morning that jolly bro airhead Ryan Lochte would be suspended for 14 months for “his use of a prohibited method.” As the language of USADA’s release hints at, Lochte’s is not a normal doping violation, which is not surprising since Lochte is not a ...

Ryan Lochte Is Getting A Reality Show And It Looks So Dumb Reality TV is inherently shitty, so it's hard to judge Olympic gold medalist and über-bro Ryan Lochte too harshly for laying What Would Ryan Lochte Do? at our feet. A guy's gotta do what he can to stay relevant these days. ...

Counterpoint: Aw, Screw Ryan LochteYesterday Sean headed off the typical pile-on after an athlete misstep by contextualizing Ryan Lochte as, rather than the preeminent dumb jock of our time, just the latest in a long line of tacky and oblivious athlete-mannequins that have always been around. Not a parable, not a lesson—just another ...

What To Make Of Ryan Lochte

"It's like having a pet dog for a long time. You get attached to it, and when it dies you miss it."...