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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    10/19/09

    In reply to Jeff Reed: Defender Of Public Urination
    Reed was charged with simple assault, resisting arrest, disorderly conduct and public intoxication

    Or as it's known in Tempe, "hitting for the Josh Hamilton cycle."
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    10/19/09

    @Steve U: +1 #jeffreed
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    Image of The Gizmo from Pismo The Gizmo from Pismo
    10/19/09

    @Steve U: wow... noone has yet posted about your cruelty? #jeffreed
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    10/19/09

    In reply to Jeff Reed: Defender Of Public Urination
    You have to admit, Jeff Reed is one badass kicker. Neil Rackers? I heard that after the game he curls on the couch in a snuggie with a glass of pinot noir. #jeffreed
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    10/19/09

    In reply to Jeff Reed: Defender Of Public Urination
    Urine for a fight if you try messing with one of Jeff Reed's teammates. #jeffreed
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    10/19/09

    @Weed Against Speed:

    You do not want to Pee O any Pittsburgh Steelers. #jeffreed
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    10/19/09

    In reply to Jeff Reed: Defender Of Public Urination
    He smelled of a strong odor of alcohol and appeared to be intoxicated.

    This is a sad story, but if it starred Dudley Moore as an alcoholic millionaire unlucky in love, it would be hilarious. #jeffreed
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    10/19/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: What would you do if you got caught between the moon and New York City? #jeffreed
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    Image of Business_Socks Business_Socks
    10/19/09

    In reply to Jeff Reed Still Has The Magic Touch
    Is that a still from Reed's audition for 'Rohypnol Dealer #2' from the upcoming Polanski movie "Sleeping on Roofs?" #jeffreed
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    Image of ClueHeywood ClueHeywood
    10/19/09

    In reply to Jeff Reed Still Has The Magic Touch
    He's going to lose his Snorg Tees endorsement deal. #jeffreed
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    10/19/09

    In reply to Jeff Reed Still Has The Magic Touch
    [to check messages, press 1 followed by the pound key]

    1 #

    "Yo, Shanahan, it's J-Reed! I'm fucking loaded, you fucking lawyer prick. Listen! Bro! I need the paperwork to file a file a fucking moral bankruptcy. Chapter 69 all the way man! Whoooo!!!!"

    [Message received at five-fifteen A.M. For more options press 7] #jeffreed
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    Image of OchentaYcinco OchentaYcinco
    10/19/09

    In reply to Jeff Reed Still Has The Magic Touch
    Just another case of some inanimate object talking shit to Jeff Reed. They're all out to get him, you know. #jeffreed
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    10/19/09

    In reply to Jeff Reed Still Has The Magic Touch
    How long until we see a Jeff Reed Memorial Drunk Tank? #jeffreed
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    10/19/09

    In reply to Jeff Reed Still Has The Magic Touch
    Reed became even more belligerent after he repeatedly insisted that the staff allow him to speak to the bar's owner, Darren. #jeffreed
     Reply
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    Image of Civil Negligence Civil Negligence
    10/19/09

    In reply to Jeff Reed Still Has The Magic Touch
    He was just afraid to take the motorcycle ride Big Ben offered him. #jeffreed
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    Image of Sarcastro Sarcastro
    10/19/09

    In reply to Jeff Reed Still Has The Magic Touch
    This, Peyton Manning, is what a drunken, idiot kicker looks like. Vanderjagt is a piker. #jeffreed
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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    10/19/09

    In reply to Jeff Reed Still Has The Magic Touch
    I can haz Hines Feeled? #jeffreed
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    Image of Christmas Ape Christmas Ape
    10/19/09

    In reply to Jeff Reed Still Has The Magic Touch
    Hines Field

    That numbell one best missperring evel! #jeffreed
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    Image of twoeightnine twoeightnine
    02/26/09

    In reply to The Real Reason For Jeff Reed's Towel Tantrum
    Jeff Read can write? The more you know.
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