HOLY SHIT JEFF GARCIA IS THE TEXANS' THIRD-STRING QB

We saw Jake Delhomme stumble through three quarters of Titans-Texans on Sunday after TJ Yates' injury, and we got to wondering who the Texans' third quarterback was. (You'll recall that Matts Schaub and Leinart are both out for the season.) We figured it was a reliable old guy, like Brian Griese, or something. Maybe… » 1/03/12 6:25pm 1/03/12 6:25pm

Jeff Garcia Awaits Your Scrutiny In The Comments

I've been a fan of Jeff Garcia since his little 2006 playoff run with the Eagles and will continue to be one until he finally, mercifully retires. He's not the flashiest guy, wasn't blessed with a big arm, and is particularly unimposing when he's photographed in black and white with freckle-splashed pectorals. But… » 12/08/08 6:45pm 12/08/08 6:45pm

NFL Season Preview: Tampa Bay Buccaneers

The NFL season has officially started, so it's time to finish the impassioned season previews from various writers, bloggers, diehard fans, cooks, TV personalities, and numerous other walks of life whom consider football the only sport worth watching. Clearly, these previews will be running until, oh, the first round… » 9/05/08 5:45pm 9/05/08 5:45pm

Jeff Garcia Longs For Affection From Someone Other Than His Wife

In what could turn out to be an old man tussle of epic proportions not seen since Jack Lemmon and Walter Matthau fought for the red-headed love of Ann-Margret, current Tampa Bay Buccaneers quarterback Jeff Garcia has let it be known that he is not conceding to that graybeard fellow in Green Bay should he come to… » 7/29/08 1:30pm 7/29/08 1:30pm

Now They Just Need Marky Mark To Play Linebacker

As Garcia Mania continues to sweep the greater Philadelphia area — if just because "Westbrook Mania" doesn't have the same indelible linguistic flow — we point out to you the spoils of quarterbacking an NFL team that is the company in a company town: Incredibly awkward local television commercials! (Thanks to The… » 1/08/07 9:15am 1/08/07 9:15am