The Struggling Padres' Turnaround Plan? Reunite The 2006 Cardinals…

The 2006 St. Louis Cardinals won the World Series despite bad starting pitching. They had Chris Carpenter and a brigade of abysmal complements: Jeff Weaver, Anthony Reyes, and Jeff Suppan. During the regular season, washed-up Mark Mulder, Sidney Ponson, and Jason Marquis also started. Yeah. It was grisly. But the… » 5/30/12 2:50pm 5/30/12 2:50pm

Don't Like Your Starting Pitcher? Sell Him On eBay

His value is estimated at $100,000, so for $.01 on a joke eBay auction, Suppan is a steal. Disclaimer: "No Harms was made to Brewers, Fans, Suppan, Hall and any other animal while making and publishing this add." [HRDerby] » 6/30/09 12:15pm 6/30/09 12:15pm

Jeff Suppan Will Win For You, But He Will Not Let You Clone Him

So since we've been in the Midwest this week, we've appreciated the primal pleasure of a good political attack ad. Most of the races in New York aren't close, so everyone's all nicey-nice in their ads. Not so in Missouri, where there's not only a brutal Senate battle between Jim Talent and Claire McCaskill, but… » 10/25/06 11:45am 10/25/06 11:45am