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    Jeff Jagodzinski Has Not Had A Good Year

    Jag Off!

    Jeff Jagodzinski Reportedly Signs His Own Death Certificate

    Clearly, He's Not One To Respond To Hollow Threats
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    Image of PatienceofaSaint PatienceofaSaint
    09/03/09

    In reply to Jeff Jagodzinski Has Not Had A Good Year
    What a jagoff.
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    09/03/09

    @PatienceofaSaint: Dude, c'mon.
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    Image of AtwaterAlucard AtwaterAlucard
    09/03/09

    In reply to Jeff Jagodzinski Has Not Had A Good Year
    Luke is way better. Should be the starter, but he's not black enough.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    09/03/09

    @AtwaterAlucard: You should have a star, but you're not funny enough. Ninjas?
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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    09/03/09

    @AtwaterAlucard: The juxtaposition of your stellar user name and inane comment has left me bewildered.
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    Image of FAILBOT FAILBOT
    09/03/09

    @AtwaterAlucard: Yeesh.
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    Image of MopUpReliever MopUpReliever
    09/03/09

    In reply to Jeff Jagodzinski Has Not Had A Good Year
    Jagodzinski is the kind of guy who's wife divorced him because she found out he was dropping half his monthly take-home on Lexie, the smoking hot, Friday night, champagne room only stripper. Except as soon as he's lost his MILFy hot (albeit somewhat prudish Catholic) wife, he realizes that he never really had a shot in hell of actually bedding Lexie, who (believe it or not) was only nice to him because he was essentially paying her monthly rent and the lease on her Mitsubishi Eclipse convertible.
    Downtrodden, he jumps at his next option, who is Montana, the happy hour stripper with assymmetrical breast implants and a small, but noticeable C-Section scar. Sure, Montana actually gives him a handy in the back once or twice, but then, before he ever to poke her well-worn baby chute, she dumps him and tells the bouncer to never let him back in the club because he tried to stick his thumb in her ass.
    Now he's left with nothing, longing to cuddle with the wife he neglected.

    I mean, I've seen it a hundred times.
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    Image of TimCouchFanatic TimCouchFanatic
    09/03/09

    In reply to Jeff Jagodzinski Has Not Had A Good Year
    At least he can eat solid foods.

    -Randy Hanson
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    Image of Silent Q Silent Q
    09/03/09

    @TimCouchFanatic:

    And he can walk.

    - Rich Behm
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    Image of roland_t_flakfizer roland_t_flakfizer
    09/03/09

    In reply to Jeff Jagodzinski Has Not Had A Good Year
    I guess Jag: Season 2 just isn't worth renting.
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    Image of Silent Q Silent Q
    09/03/09

    In reply to Jeff Jagodzinski Has Not Had A Good Year
    At first, it wasn't unusual that Coach Jagodzinski held the trophy like a baby, but then he tried to get it to latch onto his nipples to nurse.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    09/03/09

    In reply to Jeff Jagodzinski Has Not Had A Good Year
    Now Olson has his job, so we know who won that battle.

    This is similar to the power struggle behind the scenes of Full House when Bob Saget was stripped of his executive producer credit and it was given to a toddler.
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    09/03/09

    In reply to Jeff Jagodzinski Has Not Had A Good Year
    Jagodzinski can now work on his pet project of sending a rocket to the sun at night.
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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    09/03/09

    In reply to Jeff Jagodzinski Has Not Had A Good Year
    His "playbook" was nothing but take-out menus from area restaurants.
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    Image of Silent Q Silent Q
    09/03/09

    @Stev D: When asked what was in his briefcase, he responded, "Crackers."
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    09/03/09

    In reply to Jeff Jagodzinski Has Not Had A Good Year
    J.J.,
    You were fired from the H.C. of B.C. as well as the O.C. of T.B. Why not join me in N.E.?

    -B.B.
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    Image of VTBen VTBen
    01/07/09

    In reply to Jag Off!
    Yep, he's officially gone now.

    Al Davis approves of the management of BC Athletics.
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    Image of Jeff Hawkins Jeff Hawkins
    01/07/09

    In reply to Jag Off!
    Craig Littlepage better be dialing right now....send Al Groh back to the Jets :)
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    Image of P. Escobar, Jets Fan P. Escobar, Jets Fan
    01/07/09

    @Jeff Hawkins: Are emoticons covered in the commenting rules? They should be.
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    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    01/07/09

    In reply to Jag Off!
    Does Deadspin have an editor that would actually use that headline?
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    Image of Matt Sussman Matt Sussman
    01/07/09

    In reply to Jag Off!
    Zin-fidel!
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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    01/07/09

    In reply to Jag Off!
    Does Boston have a newspaper that would actually use that headline?


    Considering it's the last bastion of gay marriage, I'd say there are more than a couple publications here that have used that headline recently.

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