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    U.S. Attorney: Barry Bonds Prosecution Is Important Because Stan Musial Smoked Cigarettes. Or Something.

    Sammy Sosa Reportedly Tested Positive For PEDs In '03. Whatever.
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    07/18/09

    In reply to U.S. Attorney: Barry Bonds Prosecution Is Important Because Stan Musial Smoked Cigarettes. Or Something.
    I'm drafting the multi-party indictment against the Padres, who did nothing to deter me from shitting the bed this season.
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    07/17/09

    In reply to U.S. Attorney: Barry Bonds Prosecution Is Important Because Stan Musial Smoked Cigarettes. Or Something.
    My hero Stone Cold Steve Austin has done nothing to stop me from getting into wrestling, he doesnt even need a ring! all he needs is a beer, a woman, and a reason.
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    07/17/09

    @Vone: The occasional Zamboni doesn't hurt either.
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    07/17/09

    In reply to U.S. Attorney: Barry Bonds Prosecution Is Important Because Stan Musial Smoked Cigarettes. Or Something.
    Tiger Woods has done nothing to stop me from banging models, playing professional golf and making millions a year and you don't see me doing any of that stuff.
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    07/17/09

    In reply to U.S. Attorney: Barry Bonds Prosecution Is Important Because Stan Musial Smoked Cigarettes. Or Something.
    That's why all these adult men have a fascination for little girls on stage. Watching Rowan and Martin fist Goldie Hawn on a weekly basis has that effect.
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    07/17/09

    In reply to U.S. Attorney: Barry Bonds Prosecution Is Important Because Stan Musial Smoked Cigarettes. Or Something.
    JOHN ASHCROFT AND THE FASCIST NAZI JUSTICE DEPARTMENT STRIKES AGAIN!!!
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    07/17/09

    In reply to U.S. Attorney: Barry Bonds Prosecution Is Important Because Stan Musial Smoked Cigarettes. Or Something.
    Delmon Young's childhood hero was Juan Marichal.
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    07/17/09

    In reply to U.S. Attorney: Barry Bonds Prosecution Is Important Because Stan Musial Smoked Cigarettes. Or Something.
    Hey, lay off the guy. He has valid point. I mean, every Independence Day, I honor our forefathers by whipping minorities for sport.
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    07/17/09

    In reply to U.S. Attorney: Barry Bonds Prosecution Is Important Because Stan Musial Smoked Cigarettes. Or Something.
    Russoniello didn't know that all our founding fathers, astronauts and World Series heroes have been either drunk or on cocaine?
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    07/17/09

    @Bobby Big Wheel: The Mamet was funny!
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    07/17/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: You can steal the Mamet joke from me; I'll take the lazy Simpsons reference any day of the week. Especially Friday.
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    07/17/09

    In reply to U.S. Attorney: Barry Bonds Prosecution Is Important Because Stan Musial Smoked Cigarettes. Or Something.
    "O.J. Simpson was my hero when I was a kid, and he sold O.J. Simpson memorabilia," Bruce Fromong said. "I sold O.J. Simpson memorabilia. Did I sell O.J. Simpson memorabilia because of him? Well, there was not anything that he did to deter me from selling O.J. Simpson memorabilia. Except for the time he and three other men robbed me at gunpoint for my O.J. Simpson memorabilia."
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    07/17/09

    In reply to U.S. Attorney: Barry Bonds Prosecution Is Important Because Stan Musial Smoked Cigarettes. Or Something.
    Does this mean Lou Gehrig was Stephen Hawking's childhood hero?

    That's dedication right there.
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    06/16/09

    In reply to Sammy Sosa Reportedly Tested Positive For PEDs In '03. Whatever.
    I haven't been this disappointed in a Sammy since she had Lucas's baby behind Jake's back, and didn't support Marlena when she was possessed by the devil.
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    06/16/09

    In reply to Sammy Sosa Reportedly Tested Positive For PEDs In '03. Whatever.
    Drug tests are proof that god loves and wants us to be happy.


    -BBWAA

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    06/16/09

    In reply to Sammy Sosa Reportedly Tested Positive For PEDs In '03. Whatever.
    The only Sosa and McGwire "P.E.D." results I care about are the results of them Putting on a show with an Exciting home run chase back in 1998 that helped put baseball back in the national Discussion! So there!
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    06/16/09

    In reply to Sammy Sosa Reportedly Tested Positive For PEDs In '03. Whatever.
    I am Joe Buck's phony outrage.
    /harrumph
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    06/16/09

    In reply to Sammy Sosa Reportedly Tested Positive For PEDs In '03. Whatever.
    Sammy Sosa has the same reaction to High Heat baseball that I have to my Tera Patrick pocket pussy.
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