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New York, 10:32 AM
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    And Now For One Of The Best Stories You'll Read All Year
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    06/04/09

    In reply to And Now For One Of The Best Stories You'll Read All Year
    I'll close with spitting in his fucking face as he cries


    Someone's been watching too many Rocco Siffredi movies.

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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    06/04/09

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    Hickey's revenge fantasy sounds like what happens when Tom Sizemore takes his daughter to nursery school.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    06/04/09

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    Great to hear and I hope he catches up with the perp.
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    Image of Cherokee Parks Was Misunderstood Cherokee Parks Was Misunderstood
    06/04/09

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    A man in Philly who doesn't take responsibility for his reckless and harmful actions. I wonder who that could be...


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    Image of StuScott Booyahs StuScott Booyahs
    06/04/09

    @Cherokee Parks Was Misunderstood: I didn't know Freddie Mitchell was a cockatoo.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    06/04/09

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    Amazing thing is he still managed to get laid while in a coma.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    06/04/09

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    The Jersey Curb Sandwich seems too harsh?


    No, and if I didn't know better it kinda sounds delicious.

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    06/04/09

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    Hickey's brain was gone. His body was destroyed.


    At first I thought he had spent an evening watching FOX News.

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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    06/04/09

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    What now? Let me tell you what now. Hickey's gonna call a couple of hard, pipe-hitting niggers to go to work on the driver with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear him talkin', hillbilly boy?! Hickey ain't through with you by a damn sight! He's gonna get medieval on yo' ass!
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