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    The Real Reason For Jeff Reed's Towel Tantrum

    Revisiting Jeff Reed's Paper Towel Freakout: An Investigative Report
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    Image of twoeightnine twoeightnine
    02/26/09

    In reply to The Real Reason For Jeff Reed's Towel Tantrum
    Jeff Read can write? The more you know.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    02/26/09

    In reply to The Real Reason For Jeff Reed's Towel Tantrum
    Reed was reportedly refusing to sign autographs


    I think the he was just incapable.

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    Image of Peter Cavan Peter Cavan
    02/26/09

    In reply to The Real Reason For Jeff Reed's Towel Tantrum
    With the way the Penguins have been playing lately, and Pitt losing, and the Pirates surely on their way to their usual place in the doldrums, Jeff Reed is the best thing Pittsburgh has going right now. And I say that with love. He is a one-man conga line.
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    02/26/09

    @Peter Cavan: Yeah, Pitt lost a game! They're terrible!
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    Image of Brazil Thrill Brazil Thrill
    02/26/09

    In reply to The Real Reason For Jeff Reed's Towel Tantrum
    Reed was reportedly refusing to sign autographs and only dancing and taking shots with girls at the bar.


    "Taking shots during a public appearance can be a very dangerous proposition."
    --P. Burress

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    Image of Father of 2 Future First Rounders Father of 2 Future First Rounders
    02/26/09

    In reply to The Real Reason For Jeff Reed's Towel Tantrum
    Now it makes sense...a drunk Reed, dancing with girls and taking shots...stops to get a gas station condom, has no quarters, takes frustrations out on towel dispenser. I think we've all been there.
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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    02/26/09

    @Father of 2 Future First Rounders: What, about to drunkenly bang Jeff Reed? I don't think so, but I do black out a lot, so I suppose...
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    02/26/09

    @Father of 2 Future First Rounders:


    There is no way Jeff Reed uses condoms.

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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    02/26/09

    In reply to The Real Reason For Jeff Reed's Towel Tantrum
    Jeff Reed is twice as interesting as the NHL and the NBA combined, apparently.
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    Image of Civil Negligence Civil Negligence
    02/26/09

    In reply to The Real Reason For Jeff Reed's Towel Tantrum
    Hopefully the bathroom at Castle Pub won't be too crowded so Suss can take some kick-ass photos.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    02/26/09

    In reply to Revisiting Jeff Reed's Paper Towel Freakout: An Investigative Report
    Nice to see Jeff working on his Randy Orton pose.
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    Image of TheStarterWife TheStarterWife
    02/26/09

    In reply to Revisiting Jeff Reed's Paper Towel Freakout: An Investigative Report
    You know what Sheetz has? Good brewed coffee. Better than 7-11, better than AM/PM, better than Starbucks. (Not better than the Coffee Tree.)


    First time I took my husband back home to Pittsburgh, and he saw a Sheetz he was rendered speechless.

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    Image of 12-Inch Idongivafuck Sandwich 12-Inch Idongivafuck Sandwich
    02/26/09

    In reply to Revisiting Jeff Reed's Paper Towel Freakout: An Investigative Report
    The one on the left looks new (its one of those fancy hands-free models)...so they could have replaced it already.


    /not sayin, just sayin...

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    Image of Katni Katni
    02/26/09

    In reply to Revisiting Jeff Reed's Paper Towel Freakout: An Investigative Report
    I had never heard of Sheetz until the Jeff Reed story, and I'm pretty sure I have a mental block about the name. Sounds too much like "skeeze". Or Skeets. Neither of which makes me want to eat a $1.99 sandwich.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    02/26/09

    In reply to Revisiting Jeff Reed's Paper Towel Freakout: An Investigative Report
    No mention of what you saw written on the wall in the stall?


    FOR A GOOD TIME, MEET ME HERE FEBRUARY 25, 2009, 2:15 A.M. SHARP.

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    Image of Red Sox Monster Red Sox Monster
    02/26/09

    In reply to Revisiting Jeff Reed's Paper Towel Freakout: An Investigative Report
    Did you just call Sheetz a "gas station"? You shut your mouth, Suss. You shut your mouth.


    But seriously, a visit to Sheetz is a cultural experience. I'm pretty sure the Mason-Dixon line runs right through the one in Haymarket, Va., judging by all the mullets and sleeveless flannels.

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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    02/26/09

    @Red Sox Monster: Considering the Mason-Dixon line doesn't touch Virginia, that'd be pretty damn impressive.
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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    02/26/09

    In reply to Revisiting Jeff Reed's Paper Towel Freakout: An Investigative Report
    I'd actually be more surprised if I didn't see a bearded camera guy in a rest stop bathroom.
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    02/26/09

    In reply to Revisiting Jeff Reed's Paper Towel Freakout: An Investigative Report
    Suss, tell me you left a good limerick on one of the stall doors. Preferably something that rhymed "rectal cancer" and "tiny dancer" with "final answer".
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