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    One Final Olympics Retrospective, If We May (With NSFW Jumpness)
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    01/08/09

    In reply to One Final Olympics Retrospective, If We May (With NSFW Jumpness)
    If Alicia Sacramone had just flashed a little vaj after falling off the beam, the U.S. could have won gold.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    01/08/09

    @Chamomiles Davis: Plus, Versus would have the centerpiece of their new ad campaign.
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    Image of Astronaut Mike Dexter Astronaut Mike Dexter
    01/08/09

    In reply to One Final Olympics Retrospective, If We May (With NSFW Jumpness)
    The sore on her lip, exposing herself to an international audience, I'm beginning to see a pattern...
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    Image of twoeightnine twoeightnine
    01/08/09

    That's a lip ring.
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    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    01/08/09

    In reply to One Final Olympics Retrospective, If We May (With NSFW Jumpness)
    The NSFW warning is not shown on the condensed view. FYI. In case you actually care about a NSFW warning.
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    Image of Dany Heatley Speedwagon Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    01/08/09

    In reply to One Final Olympics Retrospective, If We May (With NSFW Jumpness)
    It sure is nippley in here this morning.
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    01/08/09

    @Dany Heatley Speedwagon: It's supposed to get hooter by the afternoon.
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    Image of Dany Heatley Speedwagon Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    01/08/09

    @Chamomiles Davis: Tit can't stay like that all day though.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    01/08/09

    In reply to One Final Olympics Retrospective, If We May (With NSFW Jumpness)
    This footage gave Bud Greenspan his first erection since the famous Nadia Comaneci nip slip of 1976.
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    Image of I'm Hafner the man I used to be I'm Hafner the man I used to be
    01/08/09

    In reply to One Final Olympics Retrospective, If We May (With NSFW Jumpness)
    She may have been a loser at the olympics, but she's areola winner in my book.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    01/08/09

    @Im Hafner the man I used to be back when I was using PEDs: Thanks for the mammaries, Jenifer.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    01/08/09

    @Steve_U: She is already training to compete in the breaststroke in London 2012.
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    01/08/09

    @Im Hafner the man I used to be back when I was using PEDs: By far it was the Olympics' most titillating dive.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    01/08/09

    In reply to One Final Olympics Retrospective, If We May (With NSFW Jumpness)
    J6 must be Gary Glitter.
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    01/08/09

    In reply to One Final Olympics Retrospective, If We May (With NSFW Jumpness)
    NBC's complete coverage exposed Benitez's incomplete coverage.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    01/08/09

    In reply to One Final Olympics Retrospective, If We May (With NSFW Jumpness)
    I think this now qualifies Deadspin as a kiddie porn site.
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    Image of Rick Chandler Rick Chandler
    01/08/09

    @UkraineNotWeak: Birthdate: Oct. '88. Oh I checked, believe me.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    01/08/09

    In reply to One Final Olympics Retrospective, If We May (With NSFW Jumpness)
    Later on, Benitez pushed her breasts flat against her chest in a tribute to her Chinese hosts.
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    Image of Candace Parker Secret Lover Candace Parker Secret Lover
    01/08/09

    In reply to One Final Olympics Retrospective, If We May (With NSFW Jumpness)
    These guys are playing hard to get. I'm gonna take off my bra, blast 'em my nips...
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    Image of Matt_T Matt_T
    01/08/09

    @Candace Parker Secret Lover: She has a bleached asshole
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    Image of William Sapphire and Tonic William Sapphire and Tonic
    01/08/09

    In reply to One Final Olympics Retrospective, If We May (With NSFW Jumpness)
    Dude, am I going to get arrested for kiddie porn?
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    Image of Chad Sexington a/k/a CW Chad Sexington a/k/a CW
    01/08/09

    @One Sack, Two Sack: [secure.meetcontrol.com]


    I think this is her... seems legal.

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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    01/08/09

    In reply to One Final Olympics Retrospective, If We May (With NSFW Jumpness)
    She could crop out the nipple and use it for her health club I.D.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    01/08/09

    In reply to One Final Olympics Retrospective, If We May (With NSFW Jumpness)
    This is the last time the Olympics holds a diving event at Hugh's Grotto.
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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    01/08/09

    In reply to One Final Olympics Retrospective, If We May (With NSFW Jumpness)
    Someone named Benitez choking in a crucial spot? You don't say!
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    Image of DeepFriar DeepFriar
    01/08/09

    @Doyle McPoyle: just one day, one day without a mention of the Mets choking. that's all i want
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    01/08/09

    @Doyle McPoyle: But, Liverpool is on top of the table!


    Oh, that Benitez..

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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    01/08/09

    @Doyle McPoyle: I'm glad you said it.
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