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Woman Who Sat For A While On A Hot Bench Outside Cowboys Stadium Now…

How long were you on this planet before you realized that hot things hurt, and you shouldn't touch them? A few months? A year or two, tops? So when you see a black marble bench, baking in a summer Texas sun on a 101-degree day, maybe you think, hey, it's probably hot, I shouldn't sit there. And even if you sit down,… » 8/16/12 2:55pm 8/16/12 2:55pm