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    Baseball Wives Teaches Your Wife About "Road Beef"

    Jennie Finch's Son Being Groomed For A Life Of Separation Anxiety And Ass-Kickings

    Ya' Ever Play A Game Called "Texas Muffin Tumble" Lil' Lady?

    Apparently, The Jennie Finchification Of Softball Is Under Way
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    Image of P. Escobar, Jets Fan P. Escobar, Jets Fan
    07/09/09

    In reply to Baseball Wives Teaches Your Wife About "Road Beef"
    What's the proper term for the guy that fulfills these wives' needs when the team is on the road? Because I live in NY, and well, Mrs. Posada...I'm just saying.
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    Image of MeanMachine MeanMachine
    07/09/09

    @Randy the Dodge Ram: I believe it's "back door man" in the literal sense, though play it how you want.
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    Image of P. Escobar, Jets Fan P. Escobar, Jets Fan
    07/09/09

    @MeanMachine: That's the one...and I'll even croon like Robert Plant if necessary.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    07/09/09

    In reply to Baseball Wives Teaches Your Wife About "Road Beef"
    With all the red boxes on this site, I thought I had accidentally logged onto Jezebel.
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    Image of Dany Heatley Speedwagon Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    07/09/09

    In reply to Baseball Wives Teaches Your Wife About "Road Beef"
    when Derek Jeter is your husband's designated wingman, anything is possible.


    Yeah, like cuckolding.

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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    07/09/09

    @Dany Heatley Speedwagon: But if it's A-Rod, then it's just cock-holding
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    Image of NotMyFirstRo-Day-O NotMyFirstRo-Day-O
    07/09/09

    In reply to Baseball Wives Teaches Your Wife About "Road Beef"
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    Image of FAILBOT FAILBOT
    07/09/09

    @NotMyFirstRo-Day-O: ERROR!


    FAIL!

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    Image of ZombieGhostsoftheSCUpcountry ZombieGhostsoftheSCUpcountry
    07/09/09

    @FAILBOT: I get banned (for the 3rd or 4th time) for flaming Joe Sakic and this fuck-sack has a star? REALLY? God Damn, I wish Will had smacked AJ with a fucking manhole cover.
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    Image of NotMyFirstRo-Day-O NotMyFirstRo-Day-O
    07/09/09

    @FAILBOT: A beat up pussy joke is worse than a newbie making a death pun two posts earlier?
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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    07/09/09

    @ZombieGhostsoftheSCUpcountry: That'll teach you to flame Joe Sakic you inglorious heathen!
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    Image of Hustler of Culture Hustler of Culture
    07/09/09

    In reply to Baseball Wives Teaches Your Wife About "Road Beef"
    I thought road beef was why Bartolo Colon was 300+ pounds?
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    Image of The Governor The Governor
    07/09/09

    In reply to Baseball Wives Teaches Your Wife About "Road Beef"
    could have easily been cut and pasted into a Lifetime Original.


    Except for the parts with Brett Myers and Chuck Finley. That was straight out of a C.O.P.S. episode.

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    Image of BigTenObsession BigTenObsession
    07/09/09

    @The Governor:


    C'mon, man! Lifetime Original movies are all about the domestic violence.


    I mean, that's what I've heard.

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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    07/09/09

    @BigTenObsession: Three words: "One Woman's Struggle."


    Three more words: "Meredith Baxter Birney."

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    Image of ClueHeywood ClueHeywood
    07/09/09

    In reply to Baseball Wives Teaches Your Wife About "Road Beef"
    Unlike "road beef," all the baseball wives met their husbands at church.
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    Image of I Party With Smoot I Party With Smoot
    07/09/09

    In reply to Baseball Wives Teaches Your Wife About "Road Beef"
    Not gonna lie. With all the RIP tags lately, I saw the image of Jeter and got a little chubby going...
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    01/23/09

    In reply to Jennie Finch's Son Being Groomed For A Life Of Separation Anxiety And Ass-Kickings
    Why the fuck is Benjamin Button pointing at me?
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    01/23/09

    In reply to Jennie Finch's Son Being Groomed For A Life Of Separation Anxiety And Ass-Kickings
    Ace appears to be in some distress. I think it was the pate.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    01/23/09

    In reply to Jennie Finch's Son Being Groomed For A Life Of Separation Anxiety And Ass-Kickings
    Suck it up, Jennie. It's not like you're the first female softball player to have a child.


    Actually, come to think it, she probably is.

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    Image of Cognitive Friction Cognitive Friction
    01/23/09

    @Gourmet Spud: A few have fathered children though
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    Image of Shakey Shakey
    01/23/09

    In reply to Jennie Finch's Son Being Groomed For A Life Of Separation Anxiety And Ass-Kickings
    This kid will have the last laugh when he's blazing 98 MPH fastballs past the spawn of Albert Pujols and Jack McCallum is fighting off his Euthanasia obsessed kids at the local old people home.
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    Image of Matt Sussman Matt Sussman
    01/23/09

    In reply to Jennie Finch's Son Being Groomed For A Life Of Separation Anxiety And Ass-Kickings
    Hey, it worked for Linus Van Pelt, it can work for ... no, wait, his illustrator died.
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    Image of Jews For Purple Jesus Jews For Purple Jesus
    01/23/09

    In reply to Jennie Finch's Son Being Groomed For A Life Of Separation Anxiety And Ass-Kickings
    Poor Ace indeed. Though just taking a look at the kid's shorts, Finch probably should have named him Duece.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    01/23/09

    In reply to Jennie Finch's Son Being Groomed For A Life Of Separation Anxiety And Ass-Kickings
    Alright, I get it! There's some broccoli in my teeth from lunch. Jesus, it's really not that funny.
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