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    The One With More Spanish Diving Semi-Exhibitionism
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    01/09/09

    In reply to The One With More Spanish Diving Semi-Exhibitionism
    "A geriatric orgy?" Does this mean we can look forward to the debut of a Deadspin Pants/Lemon Party ?
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    Image of Rock, Flag and Eagle Rock, Flag and Eagle
    01/09/09

    In reply to The One With More Spanish Diving Semi-Exhibitionism
    Keyshawn's just prepared for when he has to run away from the police.


    The fashion police!


    Ohhhhhhh SNAP!

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    01/09/09

    @This.Is.Malcolm:


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    Image of Dead Wrestlers Society Dead Wrestlers Society
    01/09/09

    @Gourmet Spud:+1. how come there aren't more shows centered around bondage and catfights.
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    01/09/09

    In reply to The One With More Spanish Diving Semi-Exhibitionism
    In the Jason Whitlock Army, instead of shooting themselves in the foot, frustrated soldiers make a cogent argument and then defend it with reason.
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    01/09/09

    In reply to The One With More Spanish Diving Semi-Exhibitionism
    If the cop in that photo is racist, twice divorced and is an alcoholic he would be every police stereotype ever.


    Also, his partner has to get shot the day before he's supposed to retire.

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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    01/09/09

    @ArkansasFred:


    While eating donuts and wearing bacon-scented cologne.

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    01/09/09

    In reply to The One With More Spanish Diving Semi-Exhibitionism
    Can we get a shot of EA in a swimsuit like the Spanish broad is wearing?
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    01/09/09

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    I am trying to add as many informative websites as possible to my site.


    Yeah, I'm not sure if a site where people passionately argue about a chubby baby dressed as a college football coach can be considered "informative".

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    01/09/09

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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    01/09/09

    In reply to The One With More Spanish Diving Semi-Exhibitionism
    Is Keyshawn rocking his Army medals? I heard he was downright badass in the Battle of the Douchebags (also known as the Sunday NFL Countdown).
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    01/09/09

    In reply to The One With More Spanish Diving Semi-Exhibitionism
    Nobody expects the Spanish Exhibitionism.
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    Image of I Party With Smoot I Party With Smoot
    01/09/09

    In reply to The One With More Spanish Diving Semi-Exhibitionism
    What?


    in•tel•li•gi•ble•

    1: apprehensible by the intellect only

    2: capable of being understood or comprehended

    3: similar to or bearing the likeness of a geriatric orgy


    I'm not seeing the funny.

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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    01/09/09

    In reply to The One With More Spanish Diving Semi-Exhibitionism
    Erin Andrews is not THAT attractive. Her ass makes me think of maple syrup.
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    Image of Dr Steve Brule Dr Steve Brule
    01/09/09

    @ClintonPortishead: Given the chance, I would sex the apron right off Aunt Jemima.
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    Image of The White Boom Boom The White Boom Boom
    01/09/09

    @ClintonPortishead: Second that, you beat me to it.
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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    01/09/09

    @The White Boom Boom: @ClintonPortishead: Both of you are wrong.


    @Dr Steve Brule: Correct answer.

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    01/09/09

    @Dr Steve Brule: @Stev D: I am not saying I wouldn't put an Erin Andrews sized hole in my ceiling, I just don't think she's worthy of national adoration. Now if science could combine the bottom half of the diver lady witht he top half of Erin Andrews, now we're talking.
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    Image of The White Boom Boom The White Boom Boom
    01/09/09

    @Stev D: Look, she's cute, ok? But a flat ass is boring. Like my dad used to say, "Ain't no good ever come from no skinny butt woman." (My dad, despite being white and from Pittsburgh, apparently thought he was a delta blues singer.)
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    01/09/09

    @ClintonPortishead:


    Her ass makes me think of maple syrup.


    If by that you mean it makes me want to dip my sausage in it, then yes, mm-hmm, absolutely.

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    01/09/09

    @ClintonPortishead:

    "Professor, what's another word for pirate treasure?"


    And yes to hot chick mash-ups.

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    Image of ClickClickThud ClickClickThud
    01/09/09

    @The White Boom Boom:

    "apparently thought he was Sir Mix A Lot."


    /fixed

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    01/09/09

    @Dr Steve Brule: So who do we put Nikki Cox's new lips on?
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    01/09/09

    In reply to The One With More Spanish Diving Semi-Exhibitionism
    Of course she's got the tramp stamp.


    Why would I have expected any less?

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    01/09/09

    @Afino: how do you say that in Spanish?
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    01/09/09

    @Afino: Might as well be a bullseye.
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    01/09/09

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    Rollitup.org: The only site for professional tarpaulin care.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    01/09/09

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    Hello,


    As I was surfing around google, you killed my father.


    Prepare to die.


    -Inigo Montoya

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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    01/09/09

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    Keyshawn: "Don't even come and talk to me if you ain't got my money!"
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