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    Image of NordoftheBlings NordoftheBlings
    08/21/09

    In reply to Jeremy Shockey Doesn't Play Well With Others
    Preseason fucking football and these guys are acting like it's wheelchair soccer.
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    Image of Clarence Rosario Clarence Rosario
    08/21/09

    In reply to Jeremy Shockey Doesn't Play Well With Others
    I haven't seen such uninspired fighting in shells since the hermit crab tank at the pet store.
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    Image of racistmascot_inc racistmascot_inc
    08/21/09

    In reply to Jeremy Shockey Doesn't Play Well With Others
    Why so angry, America's tight ends?

    Because they won't let Mark Chmura into Hannah Montana concerts anymore.
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    08/21/09

    In reply to Jeremy Shockey Doesn't Play Well With Others
    Buck Ortega started his own scrum...

    and, trading on the strength of his name alone, a line of highly-seasoned alligator and jackrabbit-based jerky products.
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    Image of Silent Q Silent Q
    08/21/09

    In reply to Jeremy Shockey Doesn't Play Well With Others
    "I'd like to thank Buck Ortega for using the "least favorite sports announcer plus favorite taco brand" method to come up with his porn name. I thought I was the only one who used it." -McCarver Oldelpaso
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    Steve U promoted this comment Edited by Silent Q at 08/21/09 2:03 PM Silent Q was starred Silent Q was unstarred
    Image of Steve U Steve U
    08/21/09

    @Silent Q: Imagine my surprise when Morgan Mission turned out to be a dude.
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    Image of Silent Q Silent Q
    08/21/09

    @Steve U: That Morgan Mission Takes on a Big Red Machine solo video fooled a lot of people.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    08/21/09

    In reply to Jeremy Shockey Doesn't Play Well With Others
    The Saints and Texans, bitter rivals from centuries past,

    Saint Anne in particular.
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    Edited by Steve U at 08/21/09 2:01 PM Steve U was starred Steve U was unstarred
    Image of bluebears bluebears
    06/07/09

    In reply to Jeremy Shockey's Not Here To Talk About The Passed Out
    he....doesn't look so good. I'm just saying he needs to think about a bro, or a mansierre. either or.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    06/07/09

    In reply to Jeremy Shockey's Not Here To Talk About The Passed Out
    Bad cards at the blackjack table left me woozy, disoriented and practically unconcious that same weekend in Vegas.
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    06/07/09

    In reply to Jeremy Shockey's Not Here To Talk About The Passed Out
    Jeremy Shockey used to be a lone wolf. But now he's got Drew Brees and Reggie Bush in his wolf pack that hunts around Las Vegas for strippers and cocaine.
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    Image of jgaugust jgaugust
    05/26/09

    In reply to Shockey Hospitalized, Discharged 'In Good Shape'
    Fuck Denver.


    So pissed. They held on nearly every rebound and didn't get called for it. Game 5 we'll go up 3-2.

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    Image of MarissaExplainsItAll MarissaExplainsItAll
    05/26/09

    @jgaugust: I've never seen my dad drink that much ever...I wish that my mood was different, then maybe I would join him
    Also, the more appropriate response is FUCK THOSE REFS
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    Image of jgaugust jgaugust
    05/26/09

    @MarissaExplainsItAll: Pretty much. I saw at least 5-7 blatant holds on offensive rebounds that were not called that led to about 10 points. Completely different game if they call them.
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    Image of MarissaExplainsItAll MarissaExplainsItAll
    05/26/09

    @jgaugust: I know... I don't mind a physical game, but only if it's called fair!
    @J.R. Brown: El Oh El
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    Image of J.R. Brown J.R. Brown
    05/26/09

    @MarissaExplainsItAll: The sad part is that the game was the more entertaining wrestling show...
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    Image of MarissaExplainsItAll MarissaExplainsItAll
    05/26/09

    @J.R. Brown: Can we all agree that it was a bad day all around?
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    Image of Sculptor?!? I just met her! Sculptor?!? I just met her!
    05/26/09

    In reply to Shockey Hospitalized, Discharged 'In Good Shape'
    A'ight, caffeine has finally worn off, so I'm outta here.

    Hasta Manana.
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    Image of PrettyPrettyPrincess PrettyPrettyPrincess
    05/26/09

    @Sculptor?!? I just met her!: Good night, lovely lady.
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    Image of Shakey Shakey
    05/26/09

    In reply to Shockey Hospitalized, Discharged 'In Good Shape'
    What the FUCK is wrong with Fausto Carmona?


    Also, Kobe's tears help me get out of bed in the morning.

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    Image of Peter Cavan Peter Cavan
    05/26/09

    In reply to Shockey Hospitalized, Discharged 'In Good Shape'
    I have found that the best policy is what the slogan tells us: what happens at the PP stays at the PP. Unless there are photographs, in which case everyone should know about it.


    Good night, folks.

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    Image of Ailanthus-altissima Ailanthus-altissima
    05/26/09

    In reply to Shockey Hospitalized, Discharged 'In Good Shape'
    DENVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR...

    Unless Coach Cal can make LeBron an honorary Cat, this is the only team left with any UK connection. WOOHOO! TAKE DOWN KOBE THAT BASTARD!


    Everyone, I apologize for my excessive use of caps tonight: all this studying has left me with pent up energy. Energy best spent on cheering on basketball teams.

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    Image of notthequarterback notthequarterback
    05/26/09

    @Ailanthus-altissima: Don't feel bad; you're talking about sports.
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    Image of StevePerryPsychOut StevePerryPsychOut
    05/26/09

    @notthequarterback: speaking of sports...when the fuck did the Hawks stop being PROFESSIONAL hockey players. I'm damn close to losing a bet that, if I lose, everyone loses.
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    Image of Saberhagendaaz Saberhagendaaz
    05/26/09

    @notthequarterback: You on FT?
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    Image of notthequarterback notthequarterback
    05/26/09

    @StevePerryPsychOut: Tell me about it. Watched it at O'Donovans on Irving Park and was so pumped to have an afternoon in gorgeous weather outside with flat screens of both the Cubs and Hawks side-by-side...and then THAT happened. Oh, and I puked about 12 times that day.
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    Image of J-No J-No
    05/26/09

    @notthequarterback: You puked out of the cab on the Kennedy. Well played, smoothie.
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    Image of Ailanthus-altissima Ailanthus-altissima
    05/26/09

    @notthequarterback: Yeah, but earlier I was talking about a game from 1998. I don't know how much nostalgia you guys have going on here, but I can bring it by the bucket loads. How have you been?


    @MrRedDevil: Ah gotcha. I think that they generally come from the Captain Obvious school of thought.


    @RonArtestTableLeg: WOO! Now I need the Cavs to do some dominating tomorrow.

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    Image of notthequarterback notthequarterback
    05/26/09

    @Saberhagendaaz: maybe later, not yet though
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    notthequarterback was starred notthequarterback was unstarred
    Image of StevePerryPsychOut StevePerryPsychOut
    05/26/09

    @notthequarterback: I puked about that much on Friday. But not anywhere exotic, so I don't have that going for me.


    @Yinka Double Dare: of the few pics I have seen...I spied you in one of them.

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    StevePerryPsychOut was starred StevePerryPsychOut was unstarred
    Image of notthequarterback notthequarterback
    05/26/09

    @J-No: Yes but it was hardly a hangover-puke. I also puked on Irving Park after stopping off at a 7-11. I had a flu bug, although the booze didn't help things any. Glad I could amuse my fellow passengers with my massive projectile vomiting on the Kennedy, though.


    @Ailanthus-altissima: Sports nostalgia is still sports, which is all I really care about here. Oh, and dick jokes. Plenty of dick jokes.

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    Image of notthequarterback notthequarterback
    05/26/09

    @StevePerryPsychOut: Well what really stunk is that I KNEW I was gonna boot before we got in the cab, but I was talked into just taking the cab, even though I knew it would be a long enough cab ride and bouncing around to agitate my stomach and cause me to need to lean out the window. At least it wasn't winter.
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    Image of StevePerryPsychOut StevePerryPsychOut
    05/26/09

    @notthequarterback: better the cab than the Blue Line though. The smell of all the shit, piss and cum on that piece of shit would have made it even worse.
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    Image of J-No J-No
    05/26/09

    @notthequarterback: Nothing worse than frozen vomit on the side of a car. Well played.
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    Image of notthequarterback notthequarterback
    05/26/09

    @StevePerryPsychOut: Yeah the aftertaste of the drink I sipped that morning made the 4th, 5th and 6th wretch all the more productive.
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    notthequarterback was starred notthequarterback was unstarred
    Image of notthequarterback notthequarterback
    05/26/09

    @J-No: I actually did that to a cab once in DC. Man, is it bad that I have multiple cab-puking experiences?
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    Image of Sculptor?!? I just met her! Sculptor?!? I just met her!
    05/26/09

    @notthequarterback: Somehow, I'm not surprised. But at least you didn't fall asleep on the ladies. Or at least no pictures have surfaced.
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    Image of notthequarterback notthequarterback
    05/26/09

    @Sculptor?!? I just met her!: Hey, that bitch didn't show up until AFTER I passed out. I'm sure she could have kept me awake if I had actually met her beforehand.
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    notthequarterback was starred notthequarterback was unstarred
    Image of 1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes 1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes
    05/25/09

    In reply to Shockey Hospitalized, Discharged 'In Good Shape'
    Damn, Denver's finishing strong.


    The NBA is getting nervous. The difference between insanely high ratings and shit ratings is at stake with every game Denver and Orlando wins.

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    Image of J.R. Brown J.R. Brown
    05/26/09

    @1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes: We are all Witness to the meltdown of Stern's plans.
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    Image of MrRedDevil MrRedDevil
    05/26/09

    @J.R. Brown: I'm fine with that.
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    Image of J.R. Brown J.R. Brown
    05/26/09

    @MrRedDevil: As am I. I'm just waiting for Bettman to mess up the battle for Lord Stanley's Cup.
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    Image of MrRedDevil MrRedDevil
    05/26/09

    @J.R. Brown: I hate that everybody thinks a series like Orlando-Denver is "horrible!" I just really like the best teams to advance and play each other. I don't give a shit about the ratings.


    And I hate how all these douchebag announcers think they're the only one that ever thought about this and they're enlightening us with this shit.


    They need to shut their fat fucking faces before i go on another fucking nail gun spree.

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    Image of Ailanthus-altissima Ailanthus-altissima
    05/26/09

    @MrRedDevil: OK, so I really don't want to see Orlando in the finals, but I dislike Orlando for reasons that go beyond their game. I think the Nuggets would be exciting in the finals. True, it hasn't been built up like the Kobe-LeBron thing, but the scrappy tenacity of a comparative underdog would be fun to watch.

    Disclaimer: I haven't listened to the announcers so I don't know what they're saying.
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