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    Image of 100percentinjuryrate 100percentinjuryrate
    11/23/09

    In reply to All Steeler Fans Are Basically Puppy Murderers
    That dog was actually lucky it got killed before the Steelers lost to the Chiefs. God only knows what that guy would have done to it after that loss.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    11/23/09

    In reply to All Steeler Fans Are Basically Puppy Murderers
    The girlfriend originally gave police a false name and then lied to protect her dog-killer boyfriend...

    Her original statement to police is now being referred to as the Immaculate Deception.
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    Image of Clarence Rosario Clarence Rosario
    11/23/09

    In reply to All Steeler Fans Are Basically Puppy Murderers
    I would really like it if the Rescue Ink folks went to town on this guy with a blowtorch and a pair of pliers.

    Nothing really snarky or funny to add. I fucking hate animal abusers.
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    Image of Jefferson Tardship Jefferson Tardship
    11/23/09

    @Clarence Rosario: Big Ant would kill him to death inside of three rounds.
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    Image of Clarence Rosario Clarence Rosario
    11/23/09

    @Jefferson Tardship: I would pay to see that.

    #tips
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    Image of CumaeanSibyl CumaeanSibyl
    11/23/09

    @Clarence Rosario: Yeah, I feel you on that. I could try to work out the obvious Michael Vick joke but it just ain't comin.
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    11/23/09

    In reply to All Steeler Fans Are Basically Puppy Murderers

    I actually found a drawing of this guy's future! (Click to reveal the super satisfying ending!)
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    11/23/09

    @David Hume: You are on a real "soul selling" kick today, huh?
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    11/23/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: Indeed:

    Mother, mother /there's too many of you crying.

    Brother brother, brother, / get down to J & R electronics, and choose from our huge selection of cameras and flat screen televisions.
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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    11/23/09

    In reply to All Steeler Fans Are Basically Puppy Murderers
    The Eleventh Question To Ask A Woman Before You Propose To Her:

    Do you own an emasculating breed of dog? And if so, will you expect me to walk it?
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    Image of Phintastic Phintastic
    11/23/09

    @Hit Bull Win Steak:

    Pit Bulls are emasculating?
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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    11/23/09

    In reply to All Steeler Fans Are Basically Puppy Murderers
    He was actually attempting the Point After Dachshund

    /hopes a dog chomps on his nuts.
     Reply
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    Image of Tracy Ham and Eggs Tracy Ham and Eggs
    11/23/09

    In reply to All Steeler Fans Are Basically Puppy Murderers
    Are we sure he didnt think it was his wife?
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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    11/23/09

    In reply to All Steeler Fans Are Basically Puppy Murderers
    These two sub-humans are going to be great parents one day.
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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    11/23/09

    In reply to All Steeler Fans Are Basically Puppy Murderers
    I bet this guy was kicking and screaming during the Steeler game.

    seriously, fuck him.
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    Image of Jefferson Tardship Jefferson Tardship
    11/23/09

    In reply to All Steeler Fans Are Basically Puppy Murderers
    Now play dead... good boy!

    /stuffs treat into the dog's mouth
     Reply
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    Image of the earl of weaver the earl of weaver
    11/23/09

    In reply to All Steeler Fans Are Basically Puppy Murderers
    After going through the iPod playlist he was listening to at the time, authorities have named the Crazy Dogggz as persons of interest.
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    Image of TheStarterWife TheStarterWife
    11/23/09

    In reply to All Steeler Fans Are Basically Puppy Murderers
    Gives his address as Jane Way in Bridgeville. Since that is probably one of the shortest streets in Bridgeville, (basically an alley if I remember correctly from cutting through to the beer distributor who would sell to us under-agers), should be easy enough to find this dick and give him a kicking.
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    11/23/09

    In reply to All Steeler Fans Are Basically Puppy Murderers
    This is what happens when you choose Inarritu to direct the new Air Bud sequel.
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    Image of roland_t_flakfizer roland_t_flakfizer
    11/23/09

    In reply to All Steeler Fans Are Basically Puppy Murderers
    They don't come when you callllll...
    They're just lying there in the halllll...
    Deeeeaaadd puppies aren't much fun
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    11/23/09

    In reply to All Steeler Fans Are Basically Puppy Murderers
    Heck, the whole state of Pennsylvania is suspect at this point.

    I felt the same way after the last reelection of Arlen Specter.
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