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    How Many Polish Soccer Goalies Does It Take To Write A Homophobic Book?

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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    11/03/09

    In reply to How Many Polish Soccer Goalies Does It Take To Write A Homophobic Book?
    Oh sure, and getting photographed above dancing along to "YMCA" was just a fluke? #soccer
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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    11/03/09

    In reply to How Many Polish Soccer Goalies Does It Take To Write A Homophobic Book?
    Pass. I only read books authored by established members of the seduction community. #soccer
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    Image of Phintastic Phintastic
    11/03/09

    In reply to How Many Polish Soccer Goalies Does It Take To Write A Homophobic Book?
    How do you get a one armed Polack out of a tree?

    Shoot him.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    11/03/09

    In reply to How Many Polish Soccer Goalies Does It Take To Write A Homophobic Book?
    If you think the Danes are upset about this now, wait until they see the shit storm the Jesus fucking Muhammad cartoon in the Appendix creates. #soccer
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    11/03/09

    In reply to How Many Polish Soccer Goalies Does It Take To Write A Homophobic Book?
    Actually, I'm just waiting for the movie adaptation, cowritten by Charlie Kaufman and tentatively titled, "Being John Rockersbitch." #soccer
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    Image of Dr. Evil Genius Dr. Evil Genius
    11/03/09


    @AzureTexan: John will Rocker your world!!! #soccer
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    11/03/09

    @Dr. Evil Genius: Sweet shirt! I especially love the authentic, hand-like epaulet on the left shoulder. #soccer
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    Image of Thats_Juan_Lucky_Pierre Thats_Juan_Lucky_Pierre
    11/03/09

    In reply to How Many Polish Soccer Goalies Does It Take To Write A Homophobic Book?
    He hates gays because their porn is always getting him to masturbate in a dark room while his Depeche Mode albums play.

    And it makes him feel dirty, but completely alive.
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    Edited by Thats_Juan_Lucky_Pierre at 11/03/09 2:13 PM Thats_Juan_Lucky_Pierre was starred Thats_Juan_Lucky_Pierre was unstarred
    Image of Dr. Evil Genius Dr. Evil Genius
    11/03/09

    @Thats_Juan_Lucky_Pierre: " his Depeche Mode albums play"

    This is enough to warrant showering with ammonia. #soccer
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    11/03/09

    In reply to How Many Polish Soccer Goalies Does It Take To Write A Homophobic Book?
    The club also released Onyszko because his book's title traumatized Samantha Geimer. #soccer
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    11/03/09

    In reply to How Many Polish Soccer Goalies Does It Take To Write A Homophobic Book?
    Three. One to write the book, and the other two to Eiffel Tower him while he writes it. #soccer
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    11/03/09

    In reply to How Many Polish Soccer Goalies Does It Take To Write A Homophobic Book?
    Onyszko also brags in his book about how his native country sent a rocket to the sun... at night. #soccer
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    Image of Jefferson Tardship Jefferson Tardship
    11/03/09

    In reply to How Many Polish Soccer Goalies Does It Take To Write A Homophobic Book?
    It only takes two roofies and a bottle of white zinfandel for his love to overcome his hate by K.O. And that's the double truth, Ruth! #soccer
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    Image of roland_t_flakfizer roland_t_flakfizer
    11/03/09

    In reply to How Many Polish Soccer Goalies Does It Take To Write A Homophobic Book?
    If it's half as good as Lee Krasner's "Fucking Pollock", I'll have to buy a copy. #soccer
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    11/03/09

    @roland_t_flakfizer: +1 #soccer
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    11/03/09

    @roland_t_flakfizer: I find Krasner's book to be quite expressive but rather abstract. #soccer
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    11/03/09

    @roland_t_flakfizer: +1 #soccer
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    Image of Dr. Evil Genius Dr. Evil Genius
    11/03/09

    In reply to How Many Polish Soccer Goalies Does It Take To Write A Homophobic Book?
    Someone help me out on this:

    Hate means fear now? #soccer
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    Hit Bull Win Steak promoted this comment Dr. Evil Genius was starred Dr. Evil Genius was unstarred
    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    11/03/09

    @Dr. Evil Genius: C;mon man, that's like Yoda 101 #soccer
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    Image of Dr. Evil Genius Dr. Evil Genius
    11/03/09

    @Hit Bull Win Steak: Understood and hearted. #soccer
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    09/01/09

    In reply to Aim For The Knees, Brett!
    All this and more in the hot new Stag Films release, Cumming Out of Retirement.
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    Image of econdave econdave
    09/01/09

    In reply to Aim For The Knees, Brett!
    Imagine my surprise when I read that Favre threw a block because he was in the wildcat, and not because he threw an interception.
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    Image of Disco Choo Disco Choo
    09/01/09

    In reply to Aim For The Knees, Brett!
    (fingers crossed that they kiss, fingers crossed that they kiss...)
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