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    Image of P. Escobar, Jets Fan P. Escobar, Jets Fan
    10/16/09

    In reply to Jerry Jones Thinks Wade Phillips Can Totally Beat The Patriots This Year
    I'd say more like one in a million.

    So you're telling me there's a chance.
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    10/16/09

    In reply to Jerry Jones Thinks Wade Phillips Can Totally Beat The Patriots This Year
    "I've looked into Wade's eyes... on my 60-yard HD Jumbotron. I've invited him into my gorgeous new office, and sat next to him in the 500-gallon hottub I got in there, and we've had great strategy sessions. I've drafted all the best players for him. And even Jason Witten. I've had sex with his wife. I know everything there is to know about Wade, and let me tell you, let me be perfectly clear, Jason Garrett is a person I trust." #wadephillips
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    10/16/09

    In reply to Jerry Jones Thinks Wade Phillips Can Totally Beat The Patriots This Year
    Hideo Kojima Thinks Solid Snake Totally Beat The Patriots Last Year #wadephillips
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    Image of KOGOD KOGOD
    10/16/09

    In reply to Jerry Jones Thinks Wade Phillips Can Totally Beat The Patriots This Year
    But the Skins are still fucked, right? Right. #wadephillips
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    10/05/09

    In reply to Jerry Jones Admits To Watching Irvin-On-Irvin Video
    Oh thank God. From the title I thought it was Michael and Steve.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    10/05/09

    @Gourmet Spud:

    That's right - I think that the crocodile hunter's last name was "Irvin".
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    10/05/09

    @Gourmet Spud: Just be glad it wasn't Washington and Julius.
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    09/30/09

    In reply to Couple Christens Dallas Cowboys Stadium's New Bathroom Stalls
    I believe this play is called "88 Split Wide."
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    Image of Senators Lost Cojones Senators Lost Cojones
    09/30/09

    In reply to Couple Christens Dallas Cowboys Stadium's New Bathroom Stalls
    Are you MAD woman?? That grout hasn't set yet!!
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    Image of Dany Heatley Speedwagon Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    09/30/09

    @Senators Lost Cojones: +1, I thought you forgot about this place.
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    Image of Barry Petchesky Barry Petchesky
    09/29/09

    In reply to Couple Christens Dallas Cowboys Stadium's New Bathroom Stalls
    Fun fact: Drew was able to get off during this 3-second video.
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    Image of loudensspam loudensspam
    09/29/09

    In reply to Couple Christens Dallas Cowboys Stadium's New Bathroom Stalls
    All over Dallas, hundreds of husbands with Irwin-jersey wearing wives are replaying the 4th quarter in their minds... "when did she go to the bathroom?"
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    Image of Elliot Boney Elliot Boney
    09/29/09

    In reply to Couple Christens Dallas Cowboys Stadium's New Bathroom Stalls
    I'm not a creepster like Borat who takes pictures of ladies making toilet, I was just the only guy with a nice camera in the bathroom, cause there was a huge group of us just laughing. The best part was the flickering blue light which is a necklace Ford was handing out to people as they came into the stadium.
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    Image of Clare Clare
    09/29/09

    @Elliot Boney: Ewwww, I see balls in that angle.

    (Nice work.)
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    Image of Elliot Boney Elliot Boney
    09/29/09

    @Clare: hahah, that was half the fun of showing everyone at the stadium the photo, zooming in on his sack and durf and handing them the camera
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    Image of Drew Magary Drew Magary
    09/29/09

    In reply to Couple Christens Dallas Cowboys Stadium's New Bathroom Stalls
    Since he's wearing an Irvin jersey, shouldn't he be banging her with scissors?
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    Image of Rozelle’s Bagman Rozelle’s Bagman
    09/29/09

    In reply to Couple Christens Dallas Cowboys Stadium's New Bathroom Stalls
    Guess she had the under.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    09/29/09

    In reply to Couple Christens Dallas Cowboys Stadium's New Bathroom Stalls
    Ironically, "Elliot Boney" was a mid-90s strip club alias for Michael Irvin.
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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    09/29/09

    In reply to Couple Christens Dallas Cowboys Stadium's New Bathroom Stalls
    nice to know my fantasy team wasnt the only thing that got fucked during last night's game

    /obligatory
    //you cant touch me, Suss
    /// twirls handlebar moustache
     Reply
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    Image of Matt Sussman Matt Sussman
    09/29/09

    In reply to Couple Christens Dallas Cowboys Stadium's New Bathroom Stalls
    Actually, that's Wade Phillips' office.
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