"That Was Real, And That Was Spectacular!" Ian Eagle Shoehorned A

I watched this game while sort of glancing at the television and then looking away again, so when I first heard this call, from the YES Network's Ian Eagle, I thought it was pretty irredeemably dweeby, regardless of the quality of the source material. Now that I've watched again and seen that Jerry Seinfeld was in the … » 12/15/12 1:25pm 12/15/12 1:25pm

Jose Reyes Seinfeld The Puppy Begs Jose Reyes The Human To Stay With…

Jerry Seinfeld is a Mets fan, for some masochistic reason. Being a Mets fan means always having to say they're sorry. But one silver lining is the very real chance of re-signing Jose Reyes, so that they can pay him $15 million when he's 36 years old, which is the soonest possible time the team will be good again. » 11/23/11 3:45pm 11/23/11 3:45pm

Jose Canseco Tweets Obsession With Lady Gaga, But He Spurned Madonna,…

Okay, I suppose there are a lot of things a little wrong with Jose Canseco's latest Twitter freakout, but there's a whole plane full of parallels we can't miss. And those parallels make this much more than the ramblings dribbling out of a disgraced slugger's Dorito-dusted fingers. » 5/23/11 3:40pm 5/23/11 3:40pm