Benny The Bull Goes On Jerry Springer, Fights Rival Bull Over Woman

For some reason, Benny the Bull, he of the reckless high-fives and sheriff punches, went on Springer recently and learned that his woman-friend was stepping out on him with another mascot. Metaphors and interpretations welcome below. [Pippen Ain't Easy] » 5/09/10 2:45pm 5/09/10 2:45pm

Hasn't Benny The Bull Suffered Enough?


First of all, fighting a giant inflatable version of yourself is nothing unique; I have that dream about every other night. Secondly, you're the Chicago Bulls mascot ... the fact that your girlfriend is sleeping around is the least of your problems. » 3/05/08 11:40am 3/05/08 11:40am

He's Probably Been Waiting Outside The Studio For Weeks

We had a few people email us yesterday, mostly saying a variation on the following: "So I'm home with the flu, and it's possible that I'm just hallucinating, but I think I just saw A.J. Pierzynski as a bouncer on the 'Jerry Springer Show.' Can that be possible?" » 1/30/07 10:00am 1/30/07 10:00am