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    Tony Romo And Jessica Simpson Reportedly Split For 98th Time

    For Tony Romo, Fans Fumble Golf Etiquette

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    Image of Sheed's Bald Spot Sheed's Bald Spot
    07/13/09

    In reply to Tony Romo And Jessica Simpson Reportedly Split For 98th Time
    Now THERE'S a Planned Parenthood ad campaign.
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    07/13/09

    In reply to Tony Romo And Jessica Simpson Reportedly Split For 98th Time
    You can only have so many arguments over the economic ramifications of single payer versus universal health care before the whole relationship goes to shit.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    07/13/09

    In reply to Tony Romo And Jessica Simpson Reportedly Split For 98th Time
    This is like how Harold Pinter and Vivian Merchant kept breaking up and getting back together and eventually he bagged Lady Antonia Fraser. It's just like that.



    /kenneth tynan'd
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    Edited by MarkKelsosMigraine at 07/13/09 3:36 PM MarkKelsosMigraine was starred MarkKelsosMigraine was unstarred
    Image of Jen P Jen P
    07/13/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: Whoa. That was ... ... ... deep.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    07/13/09

    @Jen P: I think a Tom Stoppard as womanizer joke would have been funnier.
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    Image of Jen P Jen P
    07/13/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: No, I enjoyed the opportunity to insert a Pinter pause in a Deadspin comment (even if nobody at all gets it).
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    07/13/09

    In reply to Tony Romo And Jessica Simpson Reportedly Split For 98th Time
    Romo's getting his Goose on at nightclubs

    As long as he remembers not to hit the eject button when ugly girls approach...
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    07/13/09

    In reply to Tony Romo And Jessica Simpson Reportedly Split For 98th Time
    Tony Romo And Jessica Simpson Reportedly Split For 98th Time



    So is this your subtle hint that she's getting back together with Lachey?
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    Image of sir_pantsalot sir_pantsalot
    07/13/09

    In reply to Tony Romo And Jessica Simpson Reportedly Split For 98th Time
    It is hard to keep a woman satisfied when you can't control your fingers enough to hold onto a P.A.T.
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    Image of ClueHeywood ClueHeywood
    07/13/09

    In reply to Tony Romo And Jessica Simpson Reportedly Split For 98th Time
    Just more proof that a bumbling moron with inexplicable popularity does not make a good long-term partner. Neither does Jessica Simpson, for that matter.
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    Image of BigRicks BigRicks
    07/13/09

    In reply to Tony Romo And Jessica Simpson Reportedly Split For 98th Time
    Jessica is no stranger to getting her goose on...and turkey...and chicken...pretty much any kind of poultry you can think of. Preferably fried.
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    07/01/09

    In reply to For Tony Romo, Fans Fumble Golf Etiquette
    Taking this picture automatically bars her from playing Daisy in the Dukes of Hazzard sequel. What? It's in her contract.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    07/01/09

    In reply to For Tony Romo, Fans Fumble Golf Etiquette
    Tiger sandwiched between a cracker and half a tortilla? How Thai Fusion.
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    Image of TimCouchFanatic TimCouchFanatic
    07/01/09

    In reply to For Tony Romo, Fans Fumble Golf Etiquette
    "Tony, I thought you said we were going to see a Tiger. When do we get to see the Tiger"
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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    07/01/09

    @TimCouchFanatic:


    Romo (rolling eyes): Baby, I told you- we're going to the 7:30 showing of The Hangover, ok?

     Reply
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    Image of StanGable StanGable
    07/01/09

    In reply to For Tony Romo, Fans Fumble Golf Etiquette
    Jessica's outfit is a nightmare (on elm street)


    /Tim Gunned

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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    07/01/09

    @StanGable: I had the same thought- you want vertical stripes, baby. They're slimming.
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    Image of Wawa Wawa
    07/01/09

    In reply to For Tony Romo, Fans Fumble Golf Etiquette
    But who would the world be more upset about if one of these three people died?
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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    07/01/09

    @Wawa: +1
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    Image of NordoftheBlings NordoftheBlings
    07/01/09

    @Wawa: The Hogettes would be upset about not getting Jessica's dress back before the preseason schedule kicked off.
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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    07/01/09

    In reply to For Tony Romo, Fans Fumble Golf Etiquette
    Here's one to make you feel old, old school Starter commercial.
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    Image of Wawa Wawa
    07/01/09

    @UpstateUnderdog: was the effing Cam Neely?!?
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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    07/01/09

    @Wawa: yes, Cam Neely. Not sure how Brooke Shields fits into the commercial.
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    Image of Hey Otis! Hey Otis!
    07/01/09

    @UpstateUnderdog: And to think, people used to get shot over those jackets.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    07/01/09

    @Hey Otis!: My brother got his ass kicked by 4 guys when he was 13 years old, for his San Jose Sharks Starter jacket.
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    Image of Longwood Longwood
    07/01/09

    In reply to For Tony Romo, Fans Fumble Golf Etiquette
    Is Tiger Woods wearing Bernie Madoff's hat??
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    Image of NordoftheBlings NordoftheBlings
    07/01/09

    @Longwood: Also teeing off, Bubba is wearing Madoff's ass as a hat.
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