Jesus Showed Up At Today's Red Wings-Bruins Game

The return of Jesus occurred at TD Garden, of all places. He showed up at the Red Wings-Bruins game, blessing everyone with his presence. » 4/20/14 6:28pm 4/20/14 6:28pm

The 9 most baffling passages in the Bible, and what they really mean

The Bible has been called an historical document, a guidebook for moral living, and a work of fiction. No matter how you view it, there is no question that certain parts are confusing. We'll take a look at the possible meanings of the nine strangest passages in the Bible. » 12/12/13 10:23am 12/12/13 10:23am

What Are These Symbols On The Mound At Busch Stadium?

The (St. Louis) Riverfront Times writes today about a pair of symbols scrawled into the mound at Busch Stadium, with a handful of pictures taken of a TV serving as evidence. We investigated, and, sure enough, they have definitely been there for at least a month. But what are they? (Hint: It's obvious.) » 6/25/13 2:10pm 6/25/13 2:10pm

Your Imaginary Boyfriend: Jesus Christ

Welcome back to Your Imaginary Boyfriend/Girlfriend, Jezebel's series in which we explore the wild and entirely fabricated world of dating a famous person. As is the risk with most fan fiction, things might get weird and things might get creepy, but the important thing is that we all have a good time. » 12/20/12 5:28pm 12/20/12 5:28pm

Beer And Game Pairing: Hell Or High Watermelon With Bowling Green At…

Fruit and beer have an uneasy relationship, much like Gators fans and Florida sucking. Yet here we are, in 2012, and just as I'm watching this unsteady SEC power flail against some team called Bowling Green, I'm also enjoying the seasonal release Hell or High Watermelon by the San Francisco brewery 21st Amendment.… » 9/01/12 8:15pm 9/01/12 8:15pm

Sure, God Made The Universe. But Can He Coach An American Marathoner To…

March 29 was a busy day for Ryan Hall, the fastest American marathoner ever. He was 137 days and roughly 2,100 miles of road training away from representing the country in the London Olympics. He had to be up early for drug testing. » 7/18/12 3:00pm 7/18/12 3:00pm

What The Hell Did Crazy Dennis Rodman Say In The Bleeped-Out Portion Of…

Dennis Rodman was on Yahoo's In Depth with Graham Bensinger recently to touch on a few issues. Issues like, how is he still alive at 50 years old? (No one knows.) Is he still batshit? (Yes, definitely.) And is he still partying his giant nose ring off? (See below.) » 9/16/11 6:00pm 9/16/11 6:00pm

Lady Puts Hidden Camera On Her Ass, "Busts" People And Jesus Scoping It

The introduction of "Ass Cam" poses the question of whether "you've ever wondered what goes on behind your back." From there, you can decide whether the two asscamtrepreneurs accurately predicted that they "look dumb :D" » 2/20/11 7:30pm 2/20/11 7:30pm

Jesus Walks Like A Cowboy: Manny Pacquiao Does Dallas

ARLINGTON, Texas —When Jesus returns, he will surely return to the 50-yard line of Cowboys Stadium, descending bodily on the fog-machine-assisted sun rays streaming through the windows just above the mighty Ford logo, but below the American flag. » 11/15/10 1:40pm 11/15/10 1:40pm

Meanwhile, The Devil Told Big Ben To Keep Making Passes

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and internets to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. » 10/18/10 9:50am 10/18/10 9:50am

Tigers' Game Called Due To Lightning, Plague Of Locusts, Flood

If Jesus is indeed a Tigers' fan, he can't be pleased with this. The Detroit Tigers are the only MLB team to have scheduled a game during the holy hours on Good Friday. » 3/25/09 5:15pm 3/25/09 5:15pm

God Still Undecided On Who To Root For In Super Bowl

What if some Cardinal or Steeler were to be named Most Valuable Player and say “I’d just like to thank L. Ron Hubbard and the church of Scientology?” [MSNBC] » 1/30/09 2:15pm 1/30/09 2:15pm

Religion, Sports, And Visanthe Shiancoe Has A Bible Verse Written WHERE?

Time for Waxing Off, the feature generally credited for saving the passengers of US Airways flight 1549. Today's topic: Athletes who credit God for victories and success. » 1/23/09 3:45pm 1/23/09 3:45pm

When The Spirit Moves Him, Kurt Warner Must Draw

Far be it from me to mock anyone's religious beliefs. A person's artistic skills, however, are open game. Here's Kurt Warner drawing God. Let's watch. » 1/05/09 6:30pm 1/05/09 6:30pm

Blasphemy Never Looked So Stylish

I'm not sure what the message is with Mixed Martial Arts' new line of clothing called "Jesus Didn't Tap." But if they're smart they'll make the fight depicted on that shirt pay-per-view. [Sports by Brooks] » 12/30/08 3:30pm 12/30/08 3:30pm

Tiger Woods Is Jesus

At least according to a new EA Sports commercial for his video game where El Tigre walks on water—into a pond— and plays his ball from a lilly pad » 8/20/08 1:30pm 8/20/08 1:30pm. The most amazing thing about this commercial is not necessarily that it was made but that EA is now watching YouTube clips and . Next thing you know Deadspin commenters…

Jesus Saves, But Still Takes His Usual 15 Percent

You may know that outfielder Josh Hamilton's negotiations of a long-term contract with the Texas Rangers hit a snag recently when he suddenly changed agents; going from Matt Sosnick of Sosnick Cobbe Sports to Michael Moye of Moye Associaties. The reason? Hamilton is a born-again Christian, and "wanted to be with a… » 6/04/08 5:30pm 6/04/08 5:30pm