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    Tigers' Game Called Due To Lightning, Plague Of Locusts, Flood

    God Still Undecided On Who To Root For In Super Bowl

    Religion, Sports, And Visanthe Shiancoe Has A Bible Verse Written WHERE?

    When The Spirit Moves Him, Kurt Warner Must Draw

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    Image of PQ Crash PQ Crash
    03/25/09

    In reply to Tigers' Game Called Due To Lightning, Plague Of Locusts, Flood
    Of course Jesus is a Tigers fan. He can relate to the holes in the pitchers' hands from the '06 World Series.
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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    03/25/09

    In reply to Tigers' Game Called Due To Lightning, Plague Of Locusts, Flood
    Jesus is clearly more of a Brandon Lyon fan.
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    Image of Sh!tShow Sh!tShow
    03/25/09

    In reply to Tigers' Game Called Due To Lightning, Plague Of Locusts, Flood
    Jesus is a Tigers fan


    That was actually in the Bible, John 11:34. It certainly explains the follow up.

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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    03/25/09

    In reply to Tigers' Game Called Due To Lightning, Plague Of Locusts, Flood
    Oh shit!!! This means William Donohue will be emerging from his cave to scold us that we are all anti Catholic Anal Rapists.
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    Image of Ricky And His Sticky Icky Ricky And His Sticky Icky
    03/25/09

    In reply to Tigers' Game Called Due To Lightning, Plague Of Locusts, Flood
    It's sort of an insult for Catholics


    And scheduling games on Yom Kippur every single year isn't an insult to Jews?


    /obviously Jewish

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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    03/26/09

    @Ricky And His Sticky Icky: Where's Sandy Kofax when you need him?
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    Image of ClueHeywood ClueHeywood
    03/25/09

    In reply to Tigers' Game Called Due To Lightning, Plague Of Locusts, Flood
    It was Alan Trammell that died for your sins, Detroit.
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    Image of Father of 2 Future First Rounders Father of 2 Future First Rounders
    03/25/09

    In reply to Tigers' Game Called Due To Lightning, Plague Of Locusts, Flood
    If the Tigers are the only team to have scheduled a game on good Friday, who the fuck are they playing?
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    Image of Brazil Thrill Brazil Thrill
    03/25/09

    @Father of 2 Future First Rounders: They'll be playing with young boys in order to try to patch things up with the Catholic priests. Wait, I meant against young boys. Against.
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    Image of Starburied Starburied
    03/25/09

    In reply to Tigers' Game Called Due To Lightning, Plague Of Locusts, Flood
    Forgive the Tigers, for they know not what they are doing.
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    Image of Katni Katni
    03/25/09

    In reply to Tigers' Game Called Due To Lightning, Plague Of Locusts, Flood
    The real reason they're upset is because they know it will be an abortion of a game.
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    Image of metroville metroville
    03/25/09

    In reply to Tigers' Game Called Due To Lightning, Plague Of Locusts, Flood
    And lo, Tigers fans were forced to choose between the rockin' hairstyles of the Son of God and Magglio Ordonez.
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    Image of Katni Katni
    03/25/09

    In reply to Tigers' Game Called Due To Lightning, Plague Of Locusts, Flood
    If they change it to a night game, the Orthodox Jewish attendance goes right out the window. Forget war and terrorism and whatnot; when religion starts screwing with baseball, that's when it's time to reconsider the whole concept.
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    Image of formerly Chief Wahoo formerly Chief Wahoo
    03/25/09

    In reply to Tigers' Game Called Due To Lightning, Plague Of Locusts, Flood
    Can't speak for Jesus, but I know for a fact that Job rooted for the Indians.
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    Image of Fogg Fogg
    03/25/09

    In reply to Tigers' Game Called Due To Lightning, Plague Of Locusts, Flood
    Jesus may or may not be a Tigers fan, but I am shocked that Roseanne Barr is.
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    03/25/09

    In reply to Tigers' Game Called Due To Lightning, Plague Of Locusts, Flood
    But that's noon to 3 pm Israel time. Unless the game starts at 4 am I don't see what the big deal is.
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    03/25/09

    @Bobby_Big_Wheel: And, I'm a jackass. Ignore me. Long day at work. Layoffs likely.
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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    01/30/09

    In reply to God Still Undecided On Who To Root For In Super Bowl
    I'd just like to thank the Flying Spaghetti Monster and his noodly appendages
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