Men Should Not Wear Jewelry

Like most other men, you might someday find yourself standing in the glow of flickering department-store lights, tempted by the prospect of wearing jewelry. "Jewelry would make me look powerful—masculine, but sensitive," you might reason, fingering an especially resplendent wallet chain. "Ryan Gosling does it." » 1/19/15 2:50pm 1/19/15 2:50pm

Eight ​Reasons Why the Mangagement Ring Should Totally Be a Thing

I've never understood why men don't wear an engagement ring. Actually, scratch that: I understand why they didn't wear them in the past, when marriage was but the economic chess move of a lady, any lady from her Father to Some Other Dude. But Things Have Changed ™ so it's high time the lady-only engagement ring goes… » 2/20/14 12:35pm 2/20/14 12:35pm

Shaun Rogers Had Half His Salary's Worth Of Jewelry Stolen

Giants DT Shaun Rogers used to make pretty good money. He got $20 million guaranteed from Cleveland just five years ago. But legal problems (stripper assault, gun at the airport) and health problems mean the 13-year-vet is playing for relative peanuts. Earlier this month, he re-signed with the Giants for a shade over… » 3/26/13 11:13am 3/26/13 11:13am

Kendrick Perkins Is Angrily Demanding That You Buy A Cubic…

Kendrick Perkins took some time out of his busy basketball schedule to star in a Tim and Eric sketch advertisement for a local jewelry store in Oklahoma City, Mitchener Farrand Jewelers—"the diamond guys on May" and your "official" NBA jewelry store in Oklahoma City. » 12/22/12 6:00pm 12/22/12 6:00pm

The Cardinals Put The Rally Squirrel On Their World Series Rings

If being from St. Louis weren't already embarrassing, here's the rally squirrel, immortalized in gaudy jewels and precious metal. The rings, as noted in these consecutively written sentences were presented to the Cardinals yesterday and are meant to encapsulate the entire season. » 4/15/12 2:30pm 4/15/12 2:30pm

Minor League Team Hands Out LeBron Championship Rings, And Yes, They're…

You know you done goofed when they're making fun of you in Peoria. The Cubs single-A affiliate was planning on honoring the 1990s Chicago Bulls teams on Thursday night, but they decided on an additional giveaway. » 6/14/11 3:40pm 6/14/11 3:40pm

Dolphins Scour Field For $50,000 Earring

Ten players were on their hands and knees, poring through the grass for a 2.5 carat diamond earring that belongs to DE Kendall Langford. That'll lower his bling rating in the next Madden update. [AP] [UPDATE: Ochocinco weighs in] » 9/01/10 11:25am 9/01/10 11:25am

Last Night's Winner: The Ugly-Ass LeBron James Pendant's Sense Of…

In sports, everyone is a winner—some people just win better than others. Like the $10,000 LeBron James pendant, which would be happy to know how loved and wanted it is — if it were alive. Hmmm... » 7/16/10 10:55am 7/16/10 10:55am

This Ugly-Ass LeBron James Pendant Is Worth A Lot Of Money

An Akron woman bought this hideous, hideous piece of jewelry four years ago for $5. She just found out that it contains 307 real diamonds. Who says LeBron never did anything for the people of Akron? » 7/14/10 3:30pm 7/14/10 3:30pm

Marquis Daniels' Bling Head Is Tasteful, Understated

Boston guard Marquis Daniels (9.4 PPG, lifetime) had his actual head encrusted in diamonds and precious metals. Oh, wait. That's just a medallion. I guess even Marquis Daniels needs help recognizing Marquis Daniels. [Jason of Beverly Hills] » 2/22/10 11:55am 2/22/10 11:55am