ESPN And Sports Illustrated Pundits Went 0-For-58 On Tigers-Giants…

Republished with permission from » 10/24/12 5:20pm 10/24/12 5:20pm

At the start of the year, Vegas handicapped the Tigers at 3-to-1 odds and the Giants at 7-to-1 odds to make it to the World Series, placing both teams within the crop of favorites. And yet, not one pundit from ESPN or Sports Illustrated picked them to face each… » 10/24/12 5:20pm 10/24/12 5:20pm

EXTRA! EXTRA! Jeter Has Best Year Yet!

Have you heard that Derek Jeter's having an off year? It's total horseshit! Derek Jeter is the sixth-best hitter in baseball this year. It's completely true! » 9/22/10 10:15am 9/22/10 10:15am

24 College Avenue "Mystery" Solved

Yesterday, we openly speculated who the heck that band "Autologic" that plays on Page 2's endless "serialized novel" 24 College Avenue. Another reason we love you, readers: You came through. » 9/23/05 9:58am 9/23/05 9:58am

ESPN Can't Name That Band

We accidentally clicked on the newest installment of "24 College Avenue — the "serialized novel" by Page 2er Jim Caple that inspired by his weird tour of colleges last year — and we realized, fast, that we had forgotten to turn the sound down on our computer. Out of nowhere came this awful noise, like Dave Matthews… » 9/22/05 4:38pm 9/22/05 4:38pm

There Are Fake People On Page 2, And They're In College

Uh, we're just going to go under the assumption that Jim Caple's "serialized novel" 24 College Avenue is the setup to a joke, and the "three times a week throughout the school year" is the punchline. You know, the kind of inappropriate joke that a boorish friend tells too loudly at a dinner party as everyone pretends… » 9/16/05 9:15am 9/16/05 9:15am