Are The 49ers Cheap?

The 49ers have finally and painfully assembled their coaching staff, reportedly reaching a deal with QB coach Geep Chryst to be the new offensive coordinator—but only after being turned down by at least four other candidates. That's a pattern, and it is one that hints at a worrying gameplan in Santa Clara. » 1/29/15 9:40am 1/29/15 9:40am

Jim Harbaugh's Getting Paid At Michigan

After weeks of pretending this wasn't inevitable, Jim Harbaugh was officially introduced as Michigan's new head coach. Your friends who root for the Wolverines are probably the happiest they've been in years. Even Harbaugh attempted a human smile! » 12/30/14 1:56pm 12/30/14 1:56pm

Hey, Newspaper, That's The Wrong Harbaugh

Whoever put together this morning's Detroit Free Press front page forgot the Golden Harbaugh Rule: John is the normal-looking one, and Jim is the one who always looks like a goddamn angry dragon. » 12/29/14 9:13am 12/29/14 9:13am

Reports: Jim Harbaugh Will Be Named New Michigan Head Coach

After weeks of speculation and reports from curious sources, Fox Sports's Bruce Feldman is now reporting that Jim Harbaugh will be introduced as the new Michigan Wolverines head coach on Tuesday. » 12/28/14 2:06pm 12/28/14 2:06pm

For Some Reason Jim Harbaugh Was On Saved By The Bell

Jim Harbaugh is looking for a new job. Dustin Diamond is out here getting into bar fights on Christmas Eve. In better times, they were on Saved By The Bell* together teaching the students of Bayside High School about heroism. » 12/27/14 11:06am 12/27/14 11:06am

Jim Harbaugh Once Smeared A Player's Blood On His Face Like War Paint

With the University of Michigan all but begging Jim Harbaugh to be their next coach, the stories about Harbaugh's maniacal competitiveness are coming fast and heavy. For instance, last week we learned about Harbaugh hunting down a 10-year-old kid while playing laser tag. But this latest story, from the University of… » 12/23/14 8:20pm 12/23/14 8:20pm

Michigan Is So Desperate Right Now

Sure, Michigan's program is currently a sad, directionless shell of itself, and it really wants a Michigan Man to lead the way, but have some damn self-respect. » 12/23/14 11:24am 12/23/14 11:24am

Jim Harbaugh Doesn't Fuck Around At Laser Tag

Jim Harbaugh, who might become the next head coach at Michigan and get very rich along the way, is not a man who takes laser tag lightly. We know this thanks to a new column about Harbaugh on MLive, which contains this anecdote: » 12/19/14 1:03pm 12/19/14 1:03pm

Report: Michigan Offers Jim Harbaugh $8 Million A Year

Jim Harbaugh seems certain to leave the 49ers at season's end, if only because no one can stand him for more than four years, but everyone expects him to land in another NFL job. Well, here comes ol' mediocre Michigan, looking to blow up the coaching salary curve. » 12/17/14 6:50pm 12/17/14 6:50pm

Sio Moore Calls Colin Kaepernick A "Freakin Chump"

After a win as big as the Raiders' crippling of the 49ers' playoff hopes, Oakland LB Sio Moore wasn't ready to stop crowing. He went home, went on Instagram, and continued smack-talking Colin Kaepernick with the irrational confidence that only a young player on a 2-11 team can muster. » 12/08/14 8:56am 12/08/14 8:56am

Report: Raiders Interested In Trading For Jim Harbaugh

Jim Harbaugh has one year left on his contract with the 49ers, but the team might not wait that long to get rid of him. According to Adam Schefter, the coach could earn an extension if San Francisco wins out and gets into the playoffs, but if not, Harbaugh could be traded in the offseason to a desperate team like the… » 11/30/14 1:13pm 11/30/14 1:13pm

Jim Harbaugh: "We're Not Going To Flinch" And Bench Ray McDonald

The 49ers are in a thorny situation with starting DE Ray McDonald, who has played the first two games despite an ongoing investigation into accusations he assaulted his pregnant fiancée. But McDonald has not been charged, and to Jim Harbaugh, that's enough. "We're not going to flinch based on public speculation," … » 9/16/14 11:11am 9/16/14 11:11am

Jim Harbaugh Says Ray McDonald Will Play On Sunday

Niners DT Ray McDonald will start on Sunday, exactly one week after he arrested on suspicion of domestic violence after an incident with his pregnant fiancée. » 9/05/14 5:19pm 9/05/14 5:19pm

Jim Harbaugh Says Domestic Violence Means You're Off His Team

In his first public comments since DE Ray McDonald was arrested on suspicion of domestic violence after an alleged incident involving his pregnant fiancée, 49ers coach Jim Harbaugh did not mince words. » 9/02/14 8:53pm 9/02/14 8:53pm

Jim Harbaugh Once Pissed Himself To Get A Picture With A Ballplayer

Tim Kawakami sat down with Jim Harbaugh to talk about his love for baseball and two stories immediately stick out. First, he says he pissed himself as a five-year-old waiting for a chance to meet and get a picture with the Cleveland Indians first baseman after a game. Harbaugh also says there is a picture of him… » 8/21/14 8:20pm 8/21/14 8:20pm