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    Jim Leyritz Will Soldier On Somehow
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    Image of Dany Heatley Speedwagon Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    11/18/08

    In reply to Jim Leyritz Will Soldier On Somehow
    You could just move to Canada... people always forget. Wait, what?
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    Image of supermike5alive supermike5alive
    11/18/08

    In reply to Jim Leyritz Will Soldier On Somehow
    and don't even TRY to eat TGIF's Jack Daniels Hodown Guy Fiereri BBQ Chicken Part Nuggets with Jack Daniels sauce!!!


    seriously, don't eat them. this has nothing to do with false positives.

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    Image of Mr. Pennsylvania Mr. Pennsylvania
    11/18/08

    In reply to Jim Leyritz Will Soldier On Somehow
    I know filming for the Shield wrapped up but Michael Chiklis really let himself go quickly.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    11/18/08

    @Mr. Pennsylvania:


    I was going to say he slimmed down after playing Herc on The Wire.

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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    11/18/08

    In reply to Jim Leyritz Will Soldier On Somehow
    "Mr. Leyritz, for your irresponsible, unrepentant, and loathsome negligence that has resulted in the death of an innocent woman, my moral and ethical duties leave me no choice but to hereby consign you to a fate worse than hell: sixteen years in a hard-labor camp in the Arctic. No, wait, I'm sorry, I misread, that should state 'no valet parking and chicken marsala for one year.'"
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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    11/18/08

    In reply to Jim Leyritz Will Soldier On Somehow
    my 3 year old could pass a breathalyzer after eating chicken marsala, what the fuck? Now go somewhere and fuck yourself Leyritz
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    11/18/08

    In reply to Jim Leyritz Will Soldier On Somehow
    Is it wrong to wish prison rape on someone?
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    Image of PQ Crash PQ Crash
    11/18/08

    @formerly Chief Wahoo: It's only wrong if you bash his teeth out yourself.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    11/18/08

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    The douchey sense of self importance. Yep. Jim Leyritz is a True Yankee.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    11/18/08

    In reply to Jim Leyritz Will Soldier On Somehow
    You won't have to worry about false-positives for long, Jim. The tests always come back positive for VD in prison.


    Fucking asshat.

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    Image of Jews For Purple Jesus Jews For Purple Jesus
    11/18/08

    In reply to Jim Leyritz Will Soldier On Somehow
    Not to worry Jim, hopefully you'll soon be eating something will never show up positive on one of those pesky breathalyzers. Your cellmate's cock.
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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    11/18/08

    In reply to Jim Leyritz Will Soldier On Somehow
    Who knew manslaughter would be so hard on the lifestyles of the Ritz and famous
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    11/18/08

    In reply to Jim Leyritz Will Soldier On Somehow
    I complained I had no Chicken Marsala until I met a man with no Chicken Florentine.
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    Image of Candace Parker Secret Lover Candace Parker Secret Lover
    11/18/08

    In reply to Jim Leyritz Will Soldier On Somehow
    And he "can't eat things like chicken Marsala," said his ex-wife, Karri, because certain foods cause false positives.


    Wait, but can't he eat it and have his wife or a friend just drive him?


    I did kinda like him on "Yes, Dear" and those Time Warner ads though...

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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    11/18/08

    In reply to Jim Leyritz Will Soldier On Somehow
    Maybe the court could replace his breathalyzer with an exhaust pipe?
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    Image of Sarcastro Sarcastro
    11/18/08

    In reply to Jim Leyritz Will Soldier On Somehow
    This is why I commit vehicular homicide while sober.
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    11/18/08

    In reply to Jim Leyritz Will Soldier On Somehow
    Also, he can't even have any drinks with dinner. Fucking buzzkil.
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