Punk-Ass Snitches Who Ratted Out Tiger Woods Identified

Thanks to Golf.com, we now know who was responsible for calling the PGA and snitching on Tiger Woods after watching him take an illegal drop 0n the 15th fairway at this year's Masters tournament. The culprits? Champions tour golfer David Eger and Jim Nantz. Of fucking course it was Jim Nantz. » 5/01/13 11:38am 5/01/13 11:38am

Jim Nantz Nearly Jumped Into The Stands During The Super Bowl Blackout

CBS got hammered for its dreadful coverage during the Super Bowl blackout, and Jim Nantz is finally ready to talk about it. When the lights went out, the announcer says, he called his producer and offered to jump into the stands from the broadcast booth and race down to the field to offer aid to struggling sideline… » 4/22/13 5:10pm 4/22/13 5:10pm

Bob Costas Slams CBS And Jim Nantz Over Gutless Masters Coverage

Bob Costas went on The Dan Patrick Show and really quite beautifully torched CBS's Masters coverage for not acknowledging "Augusta's history of racism and sexism." Here's Costas: » 4/12/13 1:15pm 4/12/13 1:15pm

The 13 Most Annoying Men Of March Madness

We've done enough loving on March Madness this week. March Madness is a wonderful time of the year, but it is also to be hated on: The fluffy mascots dancing around like they own the place, the pepped-out pep squads cheering like they actually believe in something, the crabby coaches, the clueless announcers, and the… » 3/21/13 11:20am 3/21/13 11:20am

Red Alert: Jim Nantz Compromised, Hacked E-Mails Contain The Whitest…

When a hacker found his way into our 41st and 43rd presidents' personal e-mail accounts, exposing records of correspondence among the former leaders of the free world as well as George W. Bush's haunting paintings of himself bathing, we all had a good laugh. Unfortunately, the hack had some collateral damage, and now… » 2/09/13 10:15am 2/09/13 10:15am

A Very Confused Jim Nantz Insisted The Jets Beat The Patriots, Pulling…

A Skyline Chili-sized brain fart exploded in the broadcast booth at Gillette Stadium tonight as CBS flagship announcer Jim Nantz, in the closing moments of New England's overtime win against the Jets, insisted New York were the winners in a "stunner" that was the biggest upset of the day. » 10/21/12 8:05pm 10/21/12 8:05pm

Jim Nantz Is Getting Married At Pebble Beach Today

"Hello friends and welcome to the 2012 Jim Nantz Wedding At Historic Pebble Beach Golf Links. Phil Simms will be with us in a few moments." This magnificent vista will host the marriage ceremony for Jim Nantz and Courtney Richards. It is the seventh hole at Pebble Beach and will make for some lovely… » 6/09/12 1:50pm 6/09/12 1:50pm

Hello, Friends! A Young Jim Nantz In A Hot Tub With John Stockton And…

According to the information provided by the YouTube uploader, this interview occurred prior to Utah's decisive Game 5 win over the Houston Rockets in the 1985 NBA Playoffs. It's times like this when it's fun to reflect back to quiet dignity with which Nantz read promo after promo for Lizard Towing or some other… » 4/29/12 1:39pm 4/29/12 1:39pm

Nantz: Pebble Beach Is The World's Best Golf Course, So You Should…

Pebble Beach Golf Links (among the other courses associated with the Pebble Beach Pro-Am) is one of the most desired courses on Earth for hackers to play. Today's CBS broadcast of the event regularly referred to it as "The World's Best Golf Course." Yet for some competitors in the Pro-Am, CBS golf commentator Jim… » 2/11/12 6:25pm 2/11/12 6:25pm

SI's Post-Championship Cover: Recycling A Jim Nantz Pun

Earlier today, we brought you wretched flashbacks from last night, when Jim Nantz, who is usually sharpei if mastiff, deployed the oldest dog-related puns in the bark. It was an announcing boner—the shih tzu see too often on TV. The line stank like poodle the moment we heard it. » 4/05/11 10:40pm 4/05/11 10:40pm

Jim Nantz Predictably Overdoes It With The Dog Puns

To be fair to Worst Man Jim Nantz, we understand that a Huskies-Bulldogs final is a bit like Christmas for him. A Christmas trimmed with multiple opportunities for insufferable references to dogs and winning. And so when the buzzer sounded, Nantz dropped three dog puns in under 20 seconds. It was either that he'd… » 4/05/11 11:00am 4/05/11 11:00am

Tiger Woods PGA Tour 12: The Masters is an Experience Unlike Any Other

My first visit to Augusta National broke the club's dress code with almost criminal negligence: I was wearing basketball shorts, a T-shirt, and was unshaven to boot. Sure, I was on my couch, but I told myself I was stepping… [ Kotaku » 3/29/11 3:00pm 3/29/11 3:00pm]

Jim Nantz Honors Justin Rose With Emotional Reading Of Bette Midler…

Justin Rose got his first PGA tour victory over the weekend at the Memorial tournament, which allowed Jim Nantz to reach deep into his back catalog of allusions. This week: Hocus Pocus chanteuse Bette Midler. » 6/08/10 10:00am 6/08/10 10:00am

Jim Nantz, You Suck! Goddammit!

Nantz pronounces himself appalled at Tiger's naughty language. "How about the father and son who are standing right there by the tee? How about the hundreds of people who are around that tee who hear that?" How about you fuck yourself? [Chron.com] » 4/14/10 6:10pm 4/14/10 6:10pm

Jim Nantz Just Can't Find A Woman Who Won't Cost Him Boatloads Of Money

"I have champagne taste on a beer budget . . . I love what I do, but the bottom line is that I'm not making enough to pay for myself." [Page Six photo: Big Lead] » 11/12/09 1:51pm 11/12/09 1:51pm

Jim Nantz' Divorce Trial Gets Its Own Sad Play-By-Play

CBS's omnipresent talking guy Jim Nantz is divorcing his wife of 26 years. This is not at all scandalous or shocking, yet the local newspaper provided us all with a depressing blow-by-blow that just might break your heart. » 10/19/09 11:30am 10/19/09 11:30am

Media Approval Ratings: Jim Nantz

We are coming up on the busiest month of Jim Nantz's life. He'll be broadcasting the Final Four, and then he'll head off to the event that he seems born to cover, the Masters. We sometimes think Jim Nantz is the living embodiment of the Masters. This is both a good thing and a bad thing. » 3/14/08 1:05pm 3/14/08 1:05pm