Jim Nantz Nearly Jumped Into The Stands During The Super Bowl Blackout

CBS got hammered for its dreadful coverage during the Super Bowl blackout, and Jim Nantz is finally ready to talk about it. When the lights went out, the announcer says, he called his producer and offered to jump into the stands from the broadcast booth and race down to the field to offer aid to struggling sideline… » 4/22/13 5:10pm 4/22/13 5:10pm

The 13 Most Annoying Men Of March Madness

We've done enough loving on March Madness this week. March Madness is a wonderful time of the year, but it is also to be hated on: The fluffy mascots dancing around like they own the place, the pepped-out pep squads cheering like they actually believe in something, the crabby coaches, the clueless announcers, and the… » 3/21/13 11:20am 3/21/13 11:20am

Red Alert: Jim Nantz Compromised, Hacked E-Mails Contain The Whitest…

When a hacker found his way into our 41st and 43rd presidents' personal e-mail accounts, exposing records of correspondence among the former leaders of the free world as well as George W. Bush's haunting paintings of himself bathing, we all had a good laugh. Unfortunately, the hack had some collateral damage, and now… » 2/09/13 10:15am 2/09/13 10:15am

A Very Confused Jim Nantz Insisted The Jets Beat The Patriots, Pulling…

A Skyline Chili-sized brain fart exploded in the broadcast booth at Gillette Stadium tonight as CBS flagship announcer Jim Nantz, in the closing moments of New England's overtime win against the Jets, insisted New York were the winners in a "stunner" that was the biggest upset of the day. » 10/21/12 8:05pm 10/21/12 8:05pm

Hello, Friends! A Young Jim Nantz In A Hot Tub With John Stockton And…

According to the information provided by the YouTube uploader, this interview occurred prior to Utah's decisive Game 5 win over the Houston Rockets in the 1985 NBA Playoffs. It's times like this when it's fun to reflect back to quiet dignity with which Nantz read promo after promo for Lizard Towing or some other… » 4/29/12 1:39pm 4/29/12 1:39pm

Nantz: Pebble Beach Is The World's Best Golf Course, So You Should…

Pebble Beach Golf Links (among the other courses associated with the Pebble Beach Pro-Am) is one of the most desired courses on Earth for hackers to play. Today's CBS broadcast of the event regularly referred to it as "The World's Best Golf Course." Yet for some competitors in the Pro-Am, CBS golf commentator Jim… » 2/11/12 6:25pm 2/11/12 6:25pm

Jim Nantz Predictably Overdoes It With The Dog Puns

To be fair to Worst Man Jim Nantz, we understand that a Huskies-Bulldogs final is a bit like Christmas for him. A Christmas trimmed with multiple opportunities for insufferable references to dogs and winning. And so when the buzzer sounded, Nantz dropped three dog puns in under 20 seconds. It was either that he'd… » 4/05/11 11:00am 4/05/11 11:00am